PatchworkPsycho Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 All spoons are now eating tools, that is their name Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 16 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: I thrive where others would perish, it shan't be that easy I'm afraid. Let's be honest, the track record of dinosaurs surviving isn't very hot. Also insert that "you must be new" meme for the guy trying to win. Sooooo who's the father of your crotch goblin, Psych? Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 Yeah, those other dinosaurs kind of died, huh. I'm obviously no ordinary dinosaur to have survived for millions of years and whatever. What is that last line even supposed to mean Link to comment
BassClef Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Wish I could bake... Im just good at is being loud! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 The scene is a dark room. Tomb would be more fitting. The walls, the floor, everything is encased in stone. The stench of death is strong here. Carcasses of both friends and foes alike are seated around a great table. Some have rotted to the point of being unrecognizable, while others seem more... fresh. The newest corpses could almost be mistaken as alive, but the eyes give them away. Hallow. Soulless. Dead. Scared. A figure moves. Someone still breathes in these halls? Perhaps. Covered in blood and bruises, they take a place at the head of the table. A giggle. Then a chuckle. They laugh as if what's presented before them is a circus act, and not an act of horror. They greet their 'guests.' No response, to be expected from the deceased. A smile grows on the host's face. He lights a candle, but the glow betrays his anonymity. Not that it matters, nobody is here. He lights another candle, and then another. A cake becomes visible. What could this be... Patchy's smile grows ever larger, and a sincere look of happiness crosses his blood-soaked and beaten face. "Oh, guys, you shouldn't have!" Silence. He starts walking around the room. One leg only moves in a limp. "Come on, all together now!" Something has stirred the dead. Like a chorus of the damned, they begin to... sing? "Haaaaaaaappy birthday to yoooooooooou..." Link to comment
MicroChip Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Well I tried to load a birthday song into this post, but don't have the time to figure out how to add code or YouTube videos. So... ...yea. *blows party horn* Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Copy the link for a YouTube video Paste it here Dundiddlydone Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 Easter! WOO. Time to dye eggs and stuff my face with candy. Except I haven't dyed eggs or stuffed my face with candy. Link to comment
MicroChip Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 I'm making do by stuffing my face with pita chips. Then I'll go buy the chocolate on sale next week. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Didn't have candy, but the ham was good, and so were the potatoes. Almost didn't notice since I was stuffing myself on bread Link to comment
BassClef Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 *Screeching* NEED TENDIES!!!! CHIKEN TENDIEEEEESSS REEEEEEEEEEEEE (Im so not sorry for being hyper) Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 I don't have tendies, but I do have soup in a giant mug. And that's mine. Link to comment
BassClef Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 Can it hold the tendies? Reee? Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 If you want soupie tendies I guess. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 I got on the scale this morning after my weekend of debauchery. My reaction, pretty much: Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 <Grabby grabs at Rosey> Link to comment
SilverSwirl Posted April 17, 2017 Report Share Posted April 17, 2017 1696. Yes, Les Paul is a guitar god. No, he can't grant spells. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 4 hours ago, DreamySunday said: <Grabby grabs at Rosey> *wiggles!* Link to comment
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