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Oh dear. What a shame...

*watches as the Shadowbolts fly off, the chair he was sitting in bursting into flame*

These proceedings are turning out to be QUITE mundane. The war was a MUCH more exciting affair. I do hope my dear Appliance returns soon to polish off these proceedings.

*pulls a pocketwatch out from within my tophat, clicking it open which causes it to produce an ear piercing scream, before closing it*

The éclairs are becoming quite disgruntled as well. Hum...

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I know. I apologize. You'll find that I am quite the expert stepper.

*a spout of blue flame bursts from out of my tophat*

Oh and nothing too exciting has been missed. Civil war, flaming Shadowbolts, exquisite tea and grumpy éclairs. The standard affair.

*the crumpets attempt to scurry away in the direction of the explosion but I stab them with a fondue fork before they can get far*

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*poofs in*

Ah, hello everypony.

*sips tea*

I must say, you are all an entertaining bunch, yes. I was a bit exhausted from affairs of state yesterday, but it is all settled and I am now back to my rightful position as ruler.

Why, you ask?

The rebels could surely not handle bringing the day, and we would be caught in eternal night. The crops would die, and ponies would starve or act as savages.

This is why App-lestia must rule.

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