Last post wins

[lordbrony]

pops in, pops out

[Angie Cakes]

I can't believe I missed that by ten minutes D:

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

*pops in*

*steals LordBrony's Angie's winning status* <-*is ninja'd*

*fashions a throne to rival Fawkes' out of broken dreams*

*plops down in it*

Oh, were you winning? Sorry.

Milk and cookies time.

[Conor Colton]

Was the throne necessary Normandy?

[Angie Cakes]

how does being ninja'd even happen when nobody's posted for ten minutes?

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Indeed it was.

One cannot proclaim victory without a proper throne, and broken dreams are the best way to show you mean business.

[Conor Colton]

I thought confetti bombs were how you showed you meant business

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Confetti bombs are what you use after people don't take your serious business face seriously.

I always try to settle conflicts peacefully at first.

Now how 'bout some milk and cookies?

[Conor Colton]

Wait what?

Don't tell me before you had me kill Fawkes the first time you tried a diplomatic solution.....

...Oh cookies

[Xiee]

*flops on everypony*

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Yes... Become distracted by the cookies...

Fawkes is not one you can reason with. His mind is broken.

Some might say that's a good thing. If he was whole, he'd be a far greater threat than he is.

He would also be kind of boring, most likely.

[Conor Colton]

*Much munch*

Yeah... probably...

*Munch*

Remember when I first arrived in this thread?....Those were the days

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Yes they were. We've become lax in our positions of power.

I remember a time when all feared the might of the Empire. We could kill Fawkes, and destroy Tenkan's tank...

Now nopony ever even mentions the Empire. It's like it's a lost blight on the world, forgotten, buried under pages and pages of love-spam and applebucking.

Maybe our time will come again, Conor.

One can only hope.

[Conor Colton]

Call me crazy but I think that time will come sooner than we may think.....

I just have this premonition of some massive disaster on this thread, but I can't pin down what would cause it.

Or maybe I'm just thinking too much into it....

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Maybe, maybe not.

But there is a major disaster to come.

Sulvuss and Dusty are planning to love-spam again. When that day comes, I expect you to answer the call.

The survival of the thread, and the future of our lost Empire depend on it.

[Conor Colton]

Don't worry, I'd sooner give up my limbs before I gave this thread up

[Acynder]

Looking for copys of DQ4 and DQ5 near my area is quite a chore.

[Rocky]

Looking for copys of DQ4 and DQ5 near my area is quite a chore.

You mean Dairy Queen version 4 and 5?

[Penumbra]

Don't worry, I'd sooner give up my limbs before I gave this thread up

Would you be willing to give up your limbs AND stay in the thread?

Penumbra could help.....

[Conor Colton]

0_0

I was only speaking hypothetically Penby.....now just put the hack-saw down.....

[Rocky]

Keep you're distance Conor... He loves doing this...

[Conor Colton]

Nah it's okay

Penby and I have ate dirt together for crying out loud

We're good friends, we's never hurt each other.

You know...unless the other was acting like a complete F#@$*

[Rocky]

Aaaand he had a hacksaw?

[Fawkes]

Ha-ert?

Hurt?

What?

The sawing of the limbs with the hacksaw is not the hurt, dear Conor!

Even Fawkesy knows this!

The sawing of the limbs with the hacksaw is one of the most deeply sentimental experiences that can be shared between two poines~

Taking the teeth to the flesh.

Going forward.

Then backwards.

THEN FORWARDS.

Then back.

THEN FORTH.

Red, red kroovy EVERYWHERE...

Then the climax...

*SNAG!*

*CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH*

Sawing through the bone...

Voices joined in ecstatic ecstasy~

And all together at once...

*PLOP!~*

And it's all over... and all is quiet.

All is... red. So brightly red~

Why do they call it a hacksaw anyway?

I don't get it.

[Conor Colton]

See Rock?

Me and Penby eating dirt

No worries

*This picture was drawn by the very talented Imagination!