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It was suggested in chat that a haiku thread might be a good idea, so here we go. For those who aren't familiar, haiku generally takes the form of a poem of three lines totaling 17 syllables, usually 5, 7, and 5, and often invokes natural themes. (The rules, such as they are, aren't hard and fast, though: if you want more detail, see Wikipedia's article.)

Pony-related content isn't obligatory, but let's face it: if you can work it in, it's a valuable extra. :)

Starting off:

In the gentle wind,

the clouds drifting around them,

laughing pegasi.

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You're fighting a Knob Goblin poseur

When couplets go bad

there's always someone to blame:

Knob Goblin poseur

Like cherry blossoms

your blows rain down on your foe.

53 damage.

Your foe hits the floor

like a bag full of wet sand.

It looks like you've won!

If meat grows on trees,

then it must be autumn now:

you gain 20 meat.

You take a breather.

Your familiar smiles at you.

High-five, little friend!

Gentle reeds must bend

but you're mightier than that.

You gain 2 muscle.

Nothing up your sleeve

1 magic in your brainpan.

Abracadabra.

A refreshing pond

Is still not as cool as you

you gain 2 Moxie.

Haiku Dungeon, man.

Kingdom of Loathing is great.

This old gem reigns king.

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