tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 For he is a very wise pony.I know all.I See all(PUT SOME PANTS ON!)<Ahem>Yes, bring me your questions and I will bring you my answers.Then you will bring me a bag of bits and there will be dancing! Dancing!But none for you.Ask your questions, yes? Link to comment
Black Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 So how did you get your name, good sir? Link to comment
tyler008bon Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Do you accept bribes, my good ser? Link to comment
tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 So how did you get your name, good sir?Well, come and sit on gramp's knee and I'll spin you a tale, a tale as old as time!Back in 1777 (Known to most as the 'Golden Age Of Gravy') I was just a lad no bigger than you!Found out I liked TacosAnd My name is Bob.And that's it!Do you accept bribes, my good ser?Yes, yes I do.I must say. Your avatar will haunt me in my dreams to come. STOP LOOKING AT ME! Link to comment
CrescentBlaze Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 how many roads must a stallion walk down (to find a gorgeous mare)? Link to comment
tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 how many roads must a stallion walk down (to find a gorgeous mare)?Let's see. (Puts on white lab coat and enters room filled with giant IBM 1950ish computers).Here at Tacobob Industries, we have actually been looking into that! And from what my HIGH TECH computing machines tell me, it's about the same as the amount of roads a stallion must take before they call him a stallion. But not as many seas a dove must sail before she sleeps in the sand. And twice as much as a cannonball must fly before they are banned. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind.Oh crap. The computers are set to Dylan. Let me set this to immature. (Takkity Takkity Tak Tak Ticker Tape Ticker Tape.) Hmmm. Says just take the street TO YOUR SISTERS HOUSE! BOOOM!(Sorry) Link to comment
SirShadowdeath Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Tyler's avatar is creature carl, the mascot of the creatures.HOW WILL IT HAUNT YOU? WHY? Link to comment
tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Well, he's not bad...erARRRGH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! (Sobs!) Link to comment
tyler008bon Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Tyler's avatar is creature carl, the mascot of the creatures.HOW WILL IT HAUNT YOU? WHY?You... You know of the creatures?BRO HUG!(Also to make this relevant)Dear Tacobob, have you heard of the Creatures? Link to comment
SirShadowdeath Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 You... You know of the creatures?BRO HUG!Yeah, I'm quite active in subscribing to gaming news and stuff, especially Machinima, The Creatures, and commentators like Chimneyswift, Mr360Games, Luclin, Paul, etc.I tried commentating once. Then I deleted all 30 episodes. I sucked. Link to comment
tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 No, unless you're talking about the band Siouxsie Sioux is in, then I haven't a clue.Or that video game series that was around in the 90's.Or 'Creature Features'.Whatever happened to that?I'll answer my own question. It was canceled. Deal with it.But maybe I don't want to.But you should. It's over. Deal with it.SOBSStop crying you baby! Link to comment
CrescentBlaze Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 you are now Pocket Change. Wat Do? Link to comment
tacobob Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Can I get some water?Yes, you can. Not like I'll be getting it for you! you are now Pocket Change. Wat Do?Pay for a snack! Nom nom nom. Link to comment
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