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It's true, though. Just uninformative. What did you think of my story?

Yes? GIrl: OMG HE NOTICED ME!!!

Her father's a rooster, and her mother's a pony. A mysterious, mad wizard accidentally made a rooster sentient, making the chicken intelligent, self-conscious and braver. The pony happened to cross paths with this impossible rooster. They were not on very good terms with each other. Unfortunately, the rooster and the pony went on many mishaps together. They convinced themselves to work together for a way out of this mess. As it turns out, they made an excellent team. So they became partners, and later on buddies. Many ponies did not know this rooster and this pony. For they were part of this super secret government that worked under Celestia's splinter group. They were always assigned together on the most dangerous missions. Every single dangerous contact with the most infamous enemies ended in their victory. The Princess was so impressed she decided to allow them to retire and let them live a joyful life, in secret identities though (A single mother with an adopted daughter Cheerilee, and a rooster for a pet). They were grateful for Princess Celestia's decision, so they did what she offered. As they settled down together, they realized through all the adventure in their life, they had finally realized their bright spark of romance. As abominable as it looked, the rooster had some pony genes, thanks to the mad wizard's ridiculously insane ideas. When they found out about this from the secret government's highly sophisticated lab scientists, they were so happy. They went to their secret home and fell in love. And that's how she got tiny wings. Ironically, being made fun of by calling her chicken, was actually partially true. Hope you enjoyed the story.

I don't know what you're talking about, so I'm going to pretend to understand your issues. Is that alright? Girl: *Swooned* Yeah.... that's totally alright...

Uh... whoops.

... Yeah? What do you want, bro? No, you can't have my necklace. Mother gave it to me. No, you can't have my watch. I need to check the time. No, you can't have my glasses. I can't see without it. Huh? What's that? Oh, sure! You can have my shirt. *Takes off shirt, all the girls surround him*

Uh... now.... which of these keys do I press to play the piano?

You didn't corrupt my wish. Granted. You lose all your battles against Eggman heroically.

Nami-chan... would you like some gum? (Nami: HE OFFERED ME GUM!! HE'S SO KIND AND AMAZING HE DESERVES THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!!)

So, what kind of pet would you like to own?

(What the heck was my brain on my last response? I musta had a brain fart or something.) Granted! I hope for you the best of luck trying to reach the door knob to get into your new, big home. I wish I could shape-shift my face whenever I want, however I want, where ever I want, why ever I want, and whatever I want.... and forever I want.

What, Sonic? You think my glasses make me look nerdier?

Heheh... I said sassily. What a funny word.

To Cloudsdale, we go!

Wanna find out what happens if you take a dip in this glowing, orange water pool?