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Status Updates posted by weesh
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Do you ever feel like copying somebody else's status word for word just to see if they notice?
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Driving to work today, a large truck didn't realize that his lane was ending while I was beside him. I honked to let him know I was there as he approached the end of his lane at a high speed...unfortunately, it is very cold, -15F, and my horn stuck. It was an awkwardly long honk.
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Duck Kidneys are STILL sitting on my desk. Haven't worked up the courage to try them yet. They are only a month past the expiration date...
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You could always return them to the duck!
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That sounds awkward. How would I explain why I didn't return them 6 months ago?
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Say that you had trouble finding the right duck?
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Good news on my grandma, she doesn't actually need bypass surgery. Nothing is wrong with her heart or lungs, but they still don't know why she has been fainting.
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Heard on "wait wait don't tell me" today: "A walk-man is, of course, a device that plays cassette tapes. Cassette tapes are, for our younger audience...oh wait, this is NPR, we don't have a younger audience."
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How to troll your curling teammates: play the stones out of order. It is completely within the rules and drives them bonkers.
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I accidentally sold three $20 magic cards for $40 on ebay. I ship for free the day the auction is won. The feedback? "ok". What does it take to get a "good" out of you?
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I am trying to become a professionally licensed engineer, but I must prove that I have 4 years of experience to the state board. They will only take this confirmation directly from my supervisors, and I can't find one of them (I think he retired). This is going to push the whole process back 6 months. So sad.
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I arrived in Fort Worth on saturady for vacation, and decided today to look for any brony meetups. there was one, but it was yesterday! : (
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I burned my hand making pizza rolls. Two hours later, it hurts the instant i take it out of a cup of water. ow.
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I don't eat enough food. I'm not sure why. I'm 12 pounds under my minimum ideal rate and falling.
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I drove home for lunch today and discovered that someone was stealing my electricity with an extension cord to my exterior outlet. What is the appropriate response? I'm not sure but by the time i got back to work I was pretty sure that tying 7 knots in his chord around a pole was over-reacting.
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Untie it during the night and leave it as you thought you should have?
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wow, i would have thrown a brick through that persons window with a note on it saying "if i find that you do this again ill send you to the moon"- signed Princess celestia.
that will freak em out.
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I did not know the guy (gal?), so I couldn't talk to him. Also, throwing a brick is a little overkill for stealing $0.20/hour from me. That might result in retribution as well. When I got back four hours later, car and chord were gone.
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I fell asleep at 8:45pm last night. I awoke at 7:00am. I cannot normally sleep that long without being sick.
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I have driven more miles on my car than all other owners/drivers combined. It is a good feeling, and this is the first vehicle for which this is true of me.
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I drove like 99% of it. Some of it my husband drove (while I was in the car), and like 15 miles various friends drove. It had less than a mile when I drove it, and then upon buying it I proceeded to take it from NJ to Boston to Portland, Oregon and then back to Boston in the first 4 months I owned it. LOL.
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Heh, nice. I only have about 51% of the total miles on my car.
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I'm about to get my first car! That's kind of an achievement.. Am I right? :3