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Duck Kidneys are STILL sitting on my desk. Haven't worked up the courage to try them yet. They are only a month past the expiration date...

Oiiiii!

People on the internet now, Jeez. I wish I could throw up on someone through the internet. Not just a quick one, either. A continuous vomit for like, 30 seconds.

Rocking a rainbow dash temporary tattoo...

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do?

I just started a blog. Yay

Shall we be continuing? http://www.canterlot.com/topic/12017-canterlot-speakeasy-night-club-version-2-open/

I feel terrible for Lightning Dust. She was dedicated and inspired, despite her reckless attitude. She was just a girl following her dream, and her pride destroyed her every chance at achieving that dream. How insanely depressing, what is she going to do now? Her cutie mark is in flying! Poor chick...

I wish I could draw haha

Equestria merges with our world via portal. Humans and Ponies get along great. Pony comes to visit earth and stays with a human friend. Hears it will rain later in the afternoon on the news. Goes out in the mid morning for a jog, by 9am it starts to rain. Pony comes back home drenched and not pleased. Sends a letter to the weather channel that says, "Next time make sure your weather team sets the clouds on the right time, it was suppose to rain at 12 not 9.

There's a rapidly-increasing chance that I can make it to BronyCon!!! If you're coming, be sure to check out the Pony-Powered Productions panel!

RIP Gamespy, 1UP and UGO.

no interwebs for me. the bill wasn't paid again. finally got access to a public computer today.

why do all my rps i go into die...

Hey! These new Chicken And Waffles potato chips don't taste like chicken or waffles! Just maple-surupy.

Hey! These new Chicken And Waffles potato chips don't taste like chicken or waffles! Just maple-surupy.

Oh dear...We're back to WAITING for new pony? Not sure I can handle the pony-free months we have endured before...Must...have...fresh..HORSE!

GIMMIE DAT PUNCH!

And now, I will conquer the world, with my OATMEAL MACHINE!!!!

I never got my coffee

I got a flu shot, or in my words I had a long sharp piece of metal pierce my flesh and inject me with dead flu virus and other unknown chemicals into my body.

I just published the epilogue and first chapter of "Twisted" on FimFiction!

Agreeing on everything isn't required to be friends with someone, a little common ground is all you need.

I have returned! Fear and tremble!