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Well, that's a first... Bit my tongue so hard it bled, while eating a TEMPURA FRIED CUCUMBER

Fact of the Day: I just purchased a top hat, monocle, and wooden pipe. Funs shall be had.

So excited! Yesterday was a long day of connecting flights from home to Vancouver, BC to Seattle, WA, and walking up and down a billion flights of stairs to the waterfront (Seattleites, I salute you!) on tours and whatnot. However, I'm not staying for long - I'm out on a cruise to Alaska! I weesh I could meet you there...

Fact of the day: Eliezer ben-Yehuda, the founder of the modern Hebrew language, did not have middle fingers - his mother amputated them so he would not be drafted to the army.

So... my school postponed Pyjama Day while I wasn't there...

I slumber a child... and awake an adult.

First lucid dream last night! It only lasted about a minute in my head, but I basically heard the SpongeBoB Newscaster say, "wait a minute! This is a DREAM!" and suddenly I was in this infinite meadow, and I could feel the grass. It was so neat!

GRILLED MAC 'N' CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Just found out that in less than half a year, I'm getting oral surgery, with all four wisdom teeth coming out... This brings my total of surgically-removed teeth to nine. Wee. Hopefully the "Ping After Dentist" video's funny...

Today I learned that Iron Will is also a Chinese company that sells gloves and computer mice. Huh.

WOOOOOOOO! CANterlot 2013 (First Edition!) was a complete and utter SUCCESS!!!!

Hooold up. Since when do I taste like maple syrup!?!?

My new general doctor is a brony. You have no idea how impossibly awesome I feel for wearing my Sonic Rainboom tee today.

An interesting experiment for temperamental computer addicts: Remap your capslock key to a backspace key. It makes you think about who you were about to insult and why.

It's time for me to invest in a new (gaming) mouse and keyboard (ideally with numpad). What would be a good choice (either separate or as a set) that won't totally break my bank?

Snow day! Time for fires, hot chocolate, books, Doctor Who, and of course SNUGGLING!

Today, I almost (accidentally) fooled my friend into eating apple seeds, because I thought he meant "go to sleep" as a euphemism...

$20,000 to anyone who makes a video of them cooking and eating corned beef containing potassium nitrate...! (Do you have any idea what time it is...)

So for some, alcohol melts the mental filter; apparently, Mountain Dew does the same for me. (OH GOD I'M SO SPASTIC TYPING SO FAST WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

My kindergarten's old principal was just murdered in her Florida winter-home... This is terrible, terrible news, but what's even worse is that my grandmother lives kitty-corner from her...

We're procrastinating, we all just sit here waiting, for just the perfect moment to begin~

I am now officially a French tutor at my school for grades 7 and down! Woot!

Welp, the word "Alicorn" is now official.

Sleep peacefully, oh sweet sea serpent~