Make a wish only to have it horribly corrupted

[Lost]

0~o....Uluru granted: I ignore your wish and teliport you to a therapist.

i wish my sister was cooler.

Edited December 19, 2014 by Lost

[Sethore]

-Your sister becomes a celebrity and you are known as the creepy sibling everyone wishes to have never exist, and paparazzi's camp out side your door trying to dig up more dirt on you-

I wish to transcend humanity!

[CanvasMayHogany]

-granted but I have no clue what trancsend means to the opposite happens-

I wish KSP was dead

((Also PinkamenathePie Is there something that you wanna talk about?))

[Lost]

(O0O) "how could you that game look's cool"

granted: Kibbles society for puppy's is now dead..........I thought fluttershy loved animals you meanie

i wish for bacon....lots of bacon

Edited December 20, 2014 by Lost

[CanvasMayHogany]

-granted but it's vegetarian bacon and it tastes like tofu-

I wish for an apple

[Lost]

•0•....noooo not the bacon!? How could you desecrate bacon!? That's the most evilest thing possible..~-~ you monster.

granted....it's cursed and rotten

i wish my bacon tasted like bacon again :'(

[DreamySunday]

It tastes like bacon but for every strip you eat you will violently vomit crabs

I wish I had a well paying job.

[RainbowDaringDash]

You get a well paying job, but its cleanign out sewers without a gasmask

I wish for... Epic gaming skill

[DreamySunday]

Yay At least I have a job!

Granted! But you're never allowed to play video games again.

I wish I knew how to cook!

[Hawkeye12]

*You can, but everything you make will be tasteless*

I wish I had more money!

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, but its all monopoly money

I wish to be able to play games again ;(

[FluffKinz]

~You are able to play games again, but you now suck. Like, very. Also, you can only play on an Atari. With the game E.T.~

I wish to have the ability to turn into different kinds of animals!

(Kinda like Beast Boy's! :3)

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, but they are all mutants and melt in the sun

I wish for the ability to play every game and that this wish NOT be corrupted

[FluffKinz]

((Aww poo. Dont be a bad sport! That ls what this is about! :3))

~Your wish will not be corrupted. You can play every game you want. Only, no one will hang out with you anymore for being a bad sport. Also, your gaming skills will be as awesome as a hadicapped ant. Which means it sucks. ~

I wish to turn into cute, adorable animals whenever I want to, and turn back into human after.

(So that I can cuddle with *ACHOO!* what was I talking about? XD)

[RainbowDaringDash]

granted, but reversed. you can only turn into hideous hell spawn , and can never change back

I wish of all my wishes to be undone ;(

[Lost]

Granted: but it makes a hole in time and space, that starts to dystroy everything.

i wish the doctor would save us from rainbows time fail.

[CanvasMayHogany]

Granted and though I may love you for knowing the doctor I must sadly tell you that he is regenerating right now and cannot save you

I wish for a time machine

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, though when you use it you become a different person and have intense ammensia

I wish for a big pizza, im starving

[PinkamenaThePie]

Granted, though when you use it you become a different person and have intense ammensia

I wish for a big pizza, im starving

They gave you a big pizza, but ignored your request for no pepperonis. So you have to either return the pizza, or remove the pepperonis one by one, without being able to sleep at night knowing that they put the blood of dead, tortured and abused animals on a pizza that you specifically asked for no pepperonis.

My wish is that Fluttershy (CanvasMayHogany) knew what transcend means, and that I knew what KSP stood for. Does that count as one wish?

[Sethore]

((Kerbal Space Program?))

I wish become Xenomorph Rex!

[RainbowDaringDash]

Your wish is granted, but your xeno part cant breath oxygen, it needs liquid nitrogen to breath (random )

I wish i have no wish

[Lost]

GRANTED: I give you one free unaltered wish.

i wish for....randomness

[DreamySunday]

Granted! You're random wish is to live a boring stale day to day life that never changes and NEVER gets more exciting then. Meh.

I wish to be a POWER RANGER! *Dramatically poses*

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, you become a unpowered ranger

I wish for the next persons wish to be

I wish for a cake with choco

[PinkamenaThePie]

Granted, you become a unpowered ranger

I wish for the next persons wish to be

I wish for a cake with choco

You have a cake with Choco but not chocolate, it is cut up body parts of the Chocobo girls from Final Fantasy.

I wish the human race would go extinct.