CanvasMayHogany Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 omg that last ones hilarious. how about a yo mama? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Yo Mama so ugly Jeff the killer can't make her beautiful! Link to comment
stormchaser1991 Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Canvas don't take affect to this but, Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 When the officer that pulled you over asks:Excuse me drinking have you been sir? Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 You bought a box of donuts.You left and got on the road, you were going way too fast.The cops caught you speeding and chased you... you gave him a good run, but then you decided to pull over.The cop comes up to you and asks you, "Do you know why I pulled you over?!"" 'Cuz you can smell it!" You replied, holding your box of donuts.You both laughed and laughed, and laughed, shared a good moment together.Then the cop arrested you and reported you for making the most reckless, hilarious case ever. Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 My impression of bo burnam as a pony: "thanks everyone for showing up I want to start with a song. Ahem: *BLEEP*Thank you for showing up I hope you had a good time. Good night." Link to comment
CandyStar Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I wanted to change the world, but they wouldn't give me the source code. Link to comment
CanvasMayHogany Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 I SPY A FLUFFY JOKE!! Bro you awesome! Yo mama so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 So this teenager approaches his grandmother and askes "grandma have you seen my pills they're labeled LSD."His grandma replies with "FORGET YOUR PILLS! HAVE YOU SEEN THE UNICORN IN THE KITCHEN?!" Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 31, 2015 Report Share Posted July 31, 2015 lol So! I found out this funny little thing and made it into a joke.Anyone know this game Splatoon? I never played it. But it's theme song goes something like "you're a kid now, you're a squid now" etc, etc.As we all know, normally kids are "squeakers" a derogatory for a prepubescent child whose voice hasn't lowered(Whether you're a boy or not, even girls can get it too. It's very rare.)So, when I tell the joke. You may have guessed the answer already. So leave an answer after my question! What do you call a kid that's still a squeaker? Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted August 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 I don't know what? Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 George Bush and Al Gore are talking when a random person walks up to them and askes "what are you guys talking about.""We're talking about our plans in Iraq." Replied George."Oh really what is it?""We're going to kill 20,000 Iraqi people and one bicycle repair man." "Why the bicycle repair man?""See Al. I TOLD you no cares about the Iraqi people."(Note: before I get flagged this is a joke against George Bush and Al Gore.) Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted August 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 George Bush and Al Gore are talking when a random person walks up to them and askes "what are you guys talking about.""We're talking about our plans in Iraq." Replied George."Oh really what is it?""We're going to kill 20,000 Iraqi people and one bicycle repair man." "Why the bicycle repair man?""See Al. I TOLD you no cares about the Iraqi people."(Note: before I get flagged this is a joke against George Bush and Al Gore.)Tis a funny... Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 (Note: before I get flagged this is a joke against George Bush and Al Gore.)(I know that feel) Link to comment
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