Hawkeye12 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Okay! So this is an old paper-pencil game I play a lot, (to pass the time with people on road trips and such) and so I figured, hey, why not make it a forum game?So here's how it works: You have a pig. The next person to post in this thread has to come up with a way to murder the pig, and the person who post after that will have to figure out a way for the pig to save himself. And then it just alternates between...well, killing and saving. XDCouple of rules too....NO MAGIC. NO TELEPORTATION. And in case you still don't get it, here's a quick example:Poster 1- I use a machine gun and shoot the pig. Poster 2- The pig digs a hole in the ground and the bullets fly overhead....and so on. Remember, the creative-er the better! Let's get started! Link to comment
Roman777 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Locks the pig in an oven and buries it 50 feet underground. Link to comment
PrinceoftheNight Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 There is a whole in the oven, he exits and digs back to the surface. Link to comment
ShadowWalking18 Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Digs up to the view of a hungry griffon with steak knife and fork. Hello breakfast. Link to comment
Cadabra Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 The pig runs for his wee little life, and escapes by jumping into a raging river. Link to comment
AlextheAngel Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Alligator grins and swims after it. "COME HERE, PORKY!" Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Alligator gets intercepted by Crocodile Dundee. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Markiplier is running away from Chris Walker screaming "Little Piggy No No!!!!". Chris Walker gets distracted by the actual pig and begins to approach it with menace. Link to comment
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