The Universal Vending Machine

[CatCakey]

You get mellow.

 

I insert: Peppa Pig

[DreamySunday]

You get poorly animated bacon

 

I insert a tentacle

[CatCakey]

You get suction cup marks

 

I insert a sock

[puzzlebeat]

You get a glove.

 

I insert a book

[CatCakey]

You get 300 pages of knowledge.

 

I insert a seahorse

[DreamySunday]

You get a Sea horse. Top half horse Bottom half fish.

 

I insert Love and kindness. 

[CatCakey]

You get a good friend

 

I insert some flour, eggs, and cocoa powder.

[SymphonicFire]

You get chocolate cake mix

 

I insert some wax

[CatCakey]

You get a simple candle.

 

I insert liquid adamantium.

[SymphonicFire]

You get retractable claws coming out from your knuckles.

 

I insert a computer chip.

[CatCakey]

You get all the perks of a computer in your own brain.

 

I insert a blank poster.

[FiniteZero]

You get: A poster for a movie you sorta liked but mostly forgot about.

I insert: A red and black alicorn with three snapped horns, metal wings, two eye-patches, who is dating Luna, Celestia, Cadance, Twilight, and Trixie, with a dark and mysterious past and just wants to be a loner.

[SymphonicFire]

You get a very cringe-worthy OC (...sorry just incase)

 

I insert a fish

 

 

[CatCakey]

You get a fish slap

 

I insert a strand of my DNA

[puzzlebeat]

You get a dinosaur

 

I insert a deck of cards

[CatCakey]

You get a magic trick.

 

I insert Pikachu.

[SymphonicFire]

You get Raichu.

 

I insert gum. 

[puzzlebeat]

You get a mug

 

I insert a laptop

[CatCakey]

You get a cafe's free wifi.

 

I insert some morse code. ( .... .. )

[Lyipheoryia]

You get a complicated dot-to-dot puzzle.

I insert Teemo.

[puzzlebeat]

You receive a pink ward

 

I insert a llama wearing a hat

[Ashton]

I'll play along but just wanted to say, this is the first thing that came to mind:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

 

Anyway...

 

you get a michael Jackson Collectible plate (I was gonna go with "a pack of camels" but thought that was too easy and probably too old a reference)

 

um... I insert... uh... a poodle plushie! (this should be interesting)

[DreamySunday]

You get a Jacket made from real 100% Authentic Poodle fur!

 

I insert myself.

[CatCakey]

Congratulations! You got identical twins.

 

I insert a mysterious foul-smelling box.

[Lyipheoryia]

You get a nice little pair of used gym socks.

 

I insert: Wildtalon