The Universal Vending Machine

[puzzlebeat]

You receive a Domesticfang

 

I insert a Where's Waldo book

[Otsdarva]

You receive a note: "Not in here."

 

I insert a steam engine.

[DreamySunday]

You get a Ross from Game Grumps

 

I insert KoroSensei.

[puzzlebeat]

You get a Neighbor Totoro.

 

I insert the all-spark

[CatCakey]

You get your own planet of robots.

 

I insert a yoghurt.

 

[Ashton]

A colony of sentient bacteria swarm out and infest your body! but they are chanting 'we come in peace!'

 

lets be outright silly now...

 

I insert Barack Obama's Soul!

[CatCakey]

You get to work your way to being leader of THE WHOLE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

I insert... DEATH!!!!!

[Lyipheoryia]

You get: LIFE!!!!

 

I insert: LIFE!!!

[CatCakey]

You get GOD STATUS

 

I insert the beginning of the universe.

[puzzlebeat]

You receive a universe in which you don't exist. But since you don't exist you can't insert the beginning of the universe causing TO exist allowing for you to insert the begin- Oh dear I've gone cross eyed.

 

I insert a groovy time machine Bay-be!

 

(Sorry just watched Austin Powers.)

[CatCakey]

(I feel like watching that movie now xD)

You get the power to influence any time you want!

 

I insert a time lord.

[puzzlebeat]

You receive an eternity of adventure.

 

I insert a master ball.

[FiniteZero]

You get an apprentice cube.

 

I insert The Golden Gun.

[Ashton]

17 hours ago, FiniteZero said:

I insert The Golden Gun.

 

You get an Aztek statue (yes that makes sense look it up ))

 

I insert... um... The letter D!

[Lyipheoryia]

You get:

Dee

  (dē)

1. A river rising in the Cairngorm Mountains of eastern Scotland and flowing about 145 km (90 mi) eastward to theNorth Sea through an artificial channel at Aberdeen. It is known for its scenic beauty and salmon fisheries.

2. A river of northern Wales and western England flowing about 110 km (70 mi) partially along the Welsh-Englishborder to the Irish Sea.

 

I insert:  A calculator

[puzzlebeat]

You get an F for not doing the work on your own. (Yep I'd be one of those teachers.)

 

I insert a haunted pizza joint

[FiniteZero]

You get ghostly pepperoni-flavored weed.

 

I insert a BFG 8999 (which is almost, but not quite as good as a BFG 9000)

[puzzlebeat]

You receive a coupon for a free model upgrade.

 

I insert our true overlord, RoseWind.

[Lyipheoryia]

You get Dio, our other overlord.

 

I insert a bubble.

[CatCakey]

You get the Bubbler xD

 

I insert some Hakuna Matata

[QueenCerali]

you get Mufasa! 
(even though he never knew about that.... at least, I don't think so)

I insert changeling queens

[puzzlebeat]

You get kings of dark crystals

 

I insert a blackhole. (Dont ask me where I got it. Had to pull in a lot of favors.)

[CatCakey]

xD

You get a parallel universe!

 

I insert the sea.

[puzzlebeat]

You get Poseidon.

 

I insert a dragon egg.

[CatCakey]

You get this beauty, Norm the dragon (from Harry Potter for those of you who don't remember):

 

I insert a fried egg