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[Davroth]

NastyMann has seen true horror. 

[MicroChip]

And shared it, too.

[Fawkes]

On 8/3/2016 at 3:02 PM, Davroth said:

Latest news, special feature

 

Fawkes haaaaaaaaaaates.... me.

 

On 8/3/2016 at 3:08 PM, Angie Cakes said:

O:

give us more coverage on this breaking news. live updates, footage from the scene, opinions from uninformed news anchors.

 

Can confirm.

News of this has not been greatly exaggerated.

Reports are coming in and they say:

 

 

Long and tasty this friendship will undoubtedly prove unlike with Davroth who only tastes like fire.

[Fawkes]

15 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

fawkes cakes the tag team hybrid ruling this thread with our lengthy essays and short one line sarcastic remarks

 

14 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

FUSION

FUSION

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUSION

Spoiler

 

 

 

Together our combined Likes will be enough to crush ALL of these pathetic pony clods!

Or...

Or enough to get us into 4th place at least, which is fine enough I guess... :'I

[Davroth]

24 minutes ago, Fawkes said:

 

 

Can confirm.

News of this has not been greatly exaggerated.

Reports are coming in and they say:

 

 

Long and tasty this friendship will undoubtedly prove unlike with Davroth who only tastes like fire.

 

Fire is my only friend, so that works out great for me.

[Fawkes]

11 minutes ago, Davroth said:

Fire is my only friend, so that works out great for me.

 

Where will fire be when your stomach starts to growl louder than the lion's roar?

Where will fire be when your parents start violently hammering on your door demanding you feed them or else face the gallows?

Where will fire be when the forces of Peanut Butter finally come pouring over the towering walls in great gooey waves in the final remorseless onslaught?

 

Fire can't solve any of these common, daily problems :I

 

5 hours ago, QueenCerali said:

*sneaks into the thread*

And you...

You.

YOU!

*QUICKLY GRABS HOLD OF*

*HOLDS INTENSELY*

*gives your face a looooong, intensely searching lick from the tip of your muzzle, along the bridge of your nose, to the top of your forehead!*

You taste new... :I

*VIOLENTLY SNIFFS AT YOUR MANE, NOT UNLIKE A VACUUM SNIFFING AT A RED RUG*

You smell new! >:I

*presses his ear to your ear, his hearer dancing the vicious dance of sound with your listeninghole*

YOU SOUND NEW! D:<

 

QUICKLY NOW.

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, CHILD.

Tell me...

Your deepest...

...DARKEST...

...secret~ :'I

 

[QueenCerali]

*shrinks away* I've been here for almost a year...... 

[CatCakey]

5 hours ago, Davroth said:

I totally changed my display name. A high five for anyone who can spot the difference to my regular one.

 

Is it by any chance the v and r? You switched them right? I can't remember if the r came first or not before...

[Fawkes]

22 minutes ago, QueenCerali said:

*shrinks away* I've been here for almost a year...... 

 

 

...

...

...goodness.

That's a more voraciously scandalous secret then even I could have ever imagined! :'I

ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR, YOU SAY?

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me, little one. No one else will ever know~

 

And a queen to boot, eh?

Oh yes, we do ever so love our royalty in our little wood.

You'll do quite nicely here, me thinks.

Welcome home, my dear Queen Cerali~

 

*drops the shrunken queen in a tea cup*

*places said tea cup upon a tea saucer*

*violently FLINGS said tea cup and tea saucer whizzing out into the tea forest*

[QueenCerali]

*eeps as she whizzes away* ......I love this place.

[Penumbra]

1 hour ago, Fawkes said:

 

 

Can confirm.

News of this has not been greatly exaggerated.

Reports are coming in and they say:

 

 

Long and tasty this friendship will undoubtedly prove unlike with Davroth who only tastes like fire.

Is Jam really gonna hold you warm at night?
Jam is slimey.
Penumbra's too cold. 
How are to suppose to roast Mallow'd Marshes from the Marsh-Marsh by the Mallow lake without Davroth's flame?
Jam will never be able to open up and have a heart to heart at two in the morning under the fire bugs during their nighttime migration.
There is a reason why Jam is alone in the official LWP photo shot.
Coz he's a stick deceiving liar.  
He'll Jam his way into your heart and jelly up your feelings. 
Not to mention a lack of gripping personality.

Ditch the jam.
Link the Fire, Unkindled one. 
 

[Nasty]

9 hours ago, MicroChip said:

Yet NastyMann keeps his. Hmmmm....

 

9 hours ago, Davroth said:

NastyMann has seen true horror. 

 

8 hours ago, MicroChip said:

And shared it, too.

It's pretty much my life goal to vent out the absolute depravity of my id into somewhat-socially acceptable ways, and it turns out a pony board is just the place. Mind you, you won't have to fear reading anymore poorly-written erotica I found online, even though that was practically a masterpiece worthy of being gilded. 

 

Instead, I will do everything in my power to sneak past every and all rules so you can experience frailty of your egos, as I insidiously rot them from the inside-out.

 

Fear me, Bad Boy Number One AKA "Fluffernutter Pickle Snot"

 

[SilverSwirl]

[Davroth]

13 hours ago, Fawkes said:

 

Where will fire be when your stomach starts to growl louder than the lion's roar?

Where will fire be when your parents start violently hammering on your door demanding you feed them or else face the gallows?

Where will fire be when the forces of Peanut Butter finally come pouring over the towering walls in great gooey waves in the final remorseless onslaught?

 

Fire can't solve any of these common, daily problems :I

 

Whaaaaat? Fire solves every one of those problems.

 

Hungry? Eat some fire! As long as you don't eat all of it at once there's seconds waiting for you. 

 

Parents hammering st at your door? Burn em!!

 

Onslaught of PB? Burn em even more!

 

Nothing is unburnable if your fire's heat is not limited to pesky physics. 

 

13 hours ago, CatCakey said:

 

Is it by any chance the v and r? You switched them right? I can't remember if the r came first or not before...

 

Nope! I've always been Davroth, but now I'm Davroth! ;D

[CatCakey]

hmmm...

[Rosewind]

On 8/5/2016 at 3:02 AM, Penumbra said:

I feel left out since i've never been banned.
Oh well, guess i've got my incorruptible purity to keep me company. 

 

Well if you insist, I can make that arrangement...

[Angie Cakes]

fawkes we can't fuse if we fuse we'd never get any more likes all of our likes come from each other. we'd get fourth place then stagnate. we'd be lesser than the sum of our parts.

[Nasty]

On 1/3/2012 at 3:17 AM, Sulvuss said:

 

On 1/3/2012 at 3:23 AM, Fawkes said:

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITEST SONGS!!~ D:

hey did anyone notice we were legends back in the day

[Angie Cakes]

On 1/5/2012 at 3:14 PM, Fawkes said:

Awwh, Angie xD

Like what kinda paranoid?

Like, paranoid that you're going to be reprimanded for something you did in this thread?

That would NEVER happen. Everyone likes you too much :3

Or paranoid that our thread is gonna be shut down? :3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DreamySunday]

11 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That doesn't answer the question.

[Angie Cakes]

it's almost as if I wasn't answering any questions. almost as if that question was answered years ago.

[DreamySunday]

Silly Angie Cakes. Years ago doesn't exist.

[Rosewind]

One like from me is worth 9000 likes. Watch, I'll like something Dav posted.

 

[Angie Cakes]

rigging the rankings in favour of your favs. I'm telling obama on you

[Rosewind]

You should tell whatever nutjob gets elected in November.