Last post wins

[Fawkes]

Well duh.

I studied blanketry at Mania University.

*BLANKETS*

[Total-Tortilla]

Blanketry? Very nice. I majored in Wumbology, myself.

[Tenkan]

*Tenkan, due to his marvelous short attention spam, is still sitting in the gunner's seat of the tank, playing around with the controls*

Wow...this things got, like, everything! It's even got an air conditioner. Awesome sauce!

*Starts to turn the canon in circles*

Aweeeeeeeeeeeheheheeeeeee!

[MicroChip]

Someone looks like they're having fun.

[Conor Colton]

Hey guys.

What did I miss?

[MicroChip]

Just some laughing gas. Not much.

[Conor Colton]

Laughing gas?

Alright then

[lordbrony]

yep nothing of value was missed

[Rocky]

*Enters thread*

*Gives a questioning look*

* Decides to stay*

[Apolline Allura]

*peeks in from bedroom*

"What's all that racket?"

*lights fuse on cannon*

"In five posts. This cannon will go off on the next pony that disturbs my slumber. Fawkes, be a dear and try to help keep these ponies alive. Attempted homicide isn't my flavor in the morning."

[Angie Cakes]

this again? three times in less than two days.

now I gotta look for something to defuse it

[lordbrony]

nah you pass the hot potato to someone else

[Conor Colton]

Hey guys what's up?

Wait a second, not this again

[Fawkes]

But attempted homicide is DELICIOUS, my dear!

Goes surprising well with strawberry jam and toast~

[Angie Cakes]

*pop*

[Conor Colton]

Am I alive? Please somepony tell me I'm alive

[Angie Cakes]

don't worry. this one was a bit of a dud.

[Conor Colton]

Oh thank Celestia, three was enough.....or was it four.

I honestly don't know, go figure

[BlackFang]

does it really matter how many there were?

[Conor Colton]

At the end of the day, nah it really doesn't

[Acynder]

kinda does

[Conor Colton]

Ah forget it, I'm just confused now

[MicroChip]

* sniff*

Do I smell gunpowder? And why does everyone look so relieved?

[Penumbra]

No, micro, that is the stench of failure.

[lordbrony]

ya got that right