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[Rocky]

Wow! I didn't know you like dirt THAT much!

[Penumbra]

Ha-ert?

Hurt?

What?

The sawing of the limbs with the hacksaw is not the hurt, dear Conor!

Even Fawkesy knows this!

The sawing of the limbs with the hacksaw is one of the most deeply sentimental experiences that can be shared between two poines~

Taking the teeth to the flesh.

Going forward.

Then backwards.

THEN FORWARDS.

Then back.

THEN FORTH.

Red, red kroovy EVERYWHERE...

Then the climax...

*SNAG!*

*CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH*

Sawing through the bone...

Voices joined in ecstatic ecstasy~

And all together at once...

*PLOP!~*

And it's all over... and all is quiet.

All is... red. So brightly red~

Why do they call it a hacksaw anyway?

I don't get it.

That's so exotic... i'm getting all hot..

[Rocky]

That's so exotic... i'm getting all hot..

*Slides off to side*

[Conor Colton]

Wait what Penby 0_0

So...I'm not the only one feeling hot then?

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Why do I always walk in at the wrong time?

...

...

Or is this the right time?

...

...

Nope, it's the wrong time.

[Fawkes]

*runs hacksaw gently along Vas-Normandy's cheek*

It's never the wrong time...

When there's a hacksaw about~

*bedroom eyes*

[Conor Colton]

Well before I lose any important appendages I gotta get some sleep

Goodnight guys

[Brony-Vas-Normandy]

Sleep is the best time to lose important appendages.

[Conor Colton]

Regardless...

Goodnight

[Fawkes]

NIGHT CONOR~

[Penumbra]

*runs hacksaw gently along Vas-Normandy's cheek*

It's never the wrong time...

When there's a hacksaw about~

*bedroom eyes*

Rub the saw harder....

But slowly.

I prefer the rusty ones.

[Acynder]

You mean Dairy Queen version 4 and 5?

It's Dragon Quest. -_-

[Noedig]

A poem of the True Christmas!!

Cheers, cheers, cheers to you all.

Merry Christmas to sizes great and small.

Here I am to tell of the truth of Christmas,

It all began back in Bethlehem.

Where Jesus was born under a Star,

There were the three wise men came to Him.

And an angel called to the shepherds of the field,

Has told them to go to Bethlehem.

To see the birth of Jesus.

This is true history, I tell ye,

Not fraud, not a hoax, not even a phony.

Some you may think that Christmas is about gifts and presents,

Santa Claus, reindeer, being naughty or nice, or even more presents.

Nay, I tell ye, for that is not true.

Those are hoax to cover the truth.

It is a tradition,

For December 25th.

But it's about not you,

It's about Jesus' birth.

Those who celebrate Christmas,

With family are good,

But do they care and know about Him?

That is where true Christmas comes,

With families knowing,

But do you care and know about Him?

This may have been lecturing, this may have sounded harsh.

But telling you this, is necessary from my heart.

Who has your heart?

Jesus Christ or yourself and the world?

This was a poem, from the bottom of my heart.

I am a Christian, and Jesus has my heart.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas,

And a Happy New Year within 5 days.

- Noedig

P.S. Hey guys, please respect my belief, as I would respect yours. This is the truth to me, but I don't know about you guys. So I hope you enjoyed it, including you Sulvuss. Again, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[PurplePixil]

Yay for Christmas!!! Merry Christmas everypony!!

p.s: I'm absolutely still jumping up and down. For I have gotten white converse-ish shoes with purple laces and a Rarity's cutie mark on the heel, for Christmas!! They look absolutely fabulous!!

~Hope everypony else had a great Holiday!! :3

[Apolline Allura]

Yes... Become distracted by the cookies...

Fawkes is not one you can reason with. His mind is broken.

Some might say that's a good thing. If he was whole, he'd be a far greater threat than he is.

He would also be kind of boring, most likely.

"And I am the yin to my murderous love's yang. With me, this thread will never leave the way it is now. If we wanted, we could eat you all alive."

[Apolline Allura]

Yes... Become distracted by the cookies...

Fawkes is not one you can reason with. His mind is broken.

Some might say that's a good thing. If he was whole, he'd be a far greater threat than he is.

He would also be kind of boring, most likely.

"And I am the yin to my murderous love's yang. With me, this thread will never leave the way it is now. If we wanted, we could eat you all alive."

[Noedig]

So, how 'bout dem reindeer?

[notdeathsongx3]

What time is it

[Penumbra]

Do you expect Penumbra to talk?

[daftBLUE]

Hey everypony! Guess whose birthday it is! (Here's a hint: It's mine!)

[Tenkan]

OMG! My theory was wrong...

Anti-climax! The thread goes on~

Hey everypony! Guess whose birthday it is! (Here's a hint: It's mine!)

Happy birthday! Muffins all around!

[notdeathsongx3]

Hey everypony! Guess whose birthday it is! (Here's a hint: It's mine!)

Happy Birthday! *hug*

[Sulvuss]

Here I am!

[Acynder]

And now. For something completely different.

[Apolline Allura]

Trope invoked.