You know you're a MLP fan when...

[weesh]

When you are about to leave to see some friends and your first thoughts about the gathering are regarding the appropriateness of bringing up MLP...

[Boss_Hoss1]

When you see a shampoo company called Mane and Tail and feel that it would be perfect. (Yes, there is a company that deals with human and equine products called Mane and Tail. No, I haven't tried it.)

*waves a hoof* Been using it for years. I'm an Equine Fur speaking from experience. It works great for me as a shampoo and body wash since it's concentrated and unscented. I can get a bottle to last for months.

[PulseWave]

...you find yourself singing like Pinkie Pie. And you're a guy. (Eeeyup)

...you've ever had rainbow cupcakes. And a double-take when you saw them. (Eeeyup)

...you've ever had cupcakes with hot sauce. (I haven't, but bronies I know have.)

...your schneezes are graceful.

...you express varying degrees of excitement with "yay", "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes..." or "OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!"

...you're obsessed with a particular background pony that at least half the bronies don't even know. (Eeeyup)

You go Eeeyup and Nope... And English isn't your natural language.

Eeeyup. The same with "confound".

You at least paid for one merch item

...you have more blind bag ponies than your local blind bag provider.

You've been to a pony meetup.

You've inspired one. (One? One of them became a regular monthly meet, the other one will be the biggest brony meet in Germaney/Germaneigh ever.)

- Clop and Plot are ruined as normal words for you

Eeeyup.

[Scarfish]

You wear your brony shirt skiing everyday

find yourself galloping when trying to book it to your next class.

[Lux]

*waves a hoof* Been using it for years. I'm an Equine Fur speaking from experience. It works great for me as a shampoo and body wash since it's concentrated and unscented. I can get a bottle to last for months.

I don't know if I would try it. I might turn into a horse (which may or may not be a good thing).

[PonyHooves]

When you compare yourself to one of the characters. (-Blushes- Guilty for that one...)

When you memorize everything said in your favourite episode by your favourite character.

[Obakasan]

when instead of studying for upcoming exams you watch the same MLP episodes for the 3rd, 4th time in 2 days....

[Boss_Hoss1]

I don't know if I would try it. I might turn into a horse (which may or may not be a good thing).

LOL! So far, it's not worked for me.

Maybe if Discord came out with horse shampoo...

[Lux]

_{You know you're an MLP fan when...}

_{You can describe in detail all on the mane six in their coloring, personalities, etc. (Guilty)}

_{You wish you had a house/library that was a tree. (Guilty)}

_{You wished you could do unicorn magic or fly like a pegasus (guilty. Come on, using teleportation and telekinesis would be cool)}

_{You break out into random songs from the show (Guilty with Winter Wrap Up)}

_{You have havd had serious debates about who's the best pony. (Guilty, with some of my friends)}

[ChancellorPuddinghead]

When you commision a piece of pony artwork from an artist.

Start naming your pokemon/trainer after characters from the show (Guilty as charged on this one)

Which artist? John Joseco? I've been trying to get up with him. (want a custom image of Rarity as Elemental Hero Absolute Zero)

Oh and you know you're an MLP:FIM fan when you are in the checkout line at target buying a $15 MLP:FIM fleece throw with Celestia and Twilight Sparkle on it and the cashier asks: "is this for you daughter" and you ( by that I mean 'me') replies: " No it's for me - My Little Pony is the best dang show on tv today "

[PulseWave]

...you find yourself at the main station's bookstore looking at the centerfold of—the German MLP magazine. (Hey, the current issue has the SDCC poster in the middle!)

[ZeroHero]

You read "Girl outsmarts alleged kidnapper" and immediately think of Rarity and the Diamond Dogs. (Yup, ponies have officially taken over my life now. D:)

[korok132]

... you make jokes with your friends during astronomy relative to the Ursa Minor/Major constellations.

... you only ever use 20% with amounts (we need 20% less Snipers on this team)

... you have songs from the show getting stuck in your head more than any other song.

[DalkrinTheWanderer]

When you forego food for ponies

When you catch yourself giggling and running down the stairs just in time to stop yourself and check that no one's using the living room befor you watch MLP.

[Elementum]

You know you're a MLP fan when...

1. you dye your hair in the color of your favorite pony.
   
2. you became a vegetarian after watching a few episodes
   
3. you go to a library and expect to see Twilight Sparkle there
   
4. you go to your local animal shelter to see if Fluttershy is there
   
5. you look at any atlas you can get to try and find Equestria
   
6. you get into arguments with children at a toy store about who's the best pony
   
7. you expect to see Derpy deliver the mail to you
   
8. you do a high school or college presentation including something with ponies
   
9. you go to a local apple orchard and expect to see Applejack, Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom, or Granny Smith there (guilty as there is an apple farm nearby my house)
   
10. when you get into Theological and Philosophical debates with your nerd friends of those respective fields about MLP.
    
11. You go Eeeyup and Nope... And English isn't your natural language.
    
12. You can sing by heart the title song without tripping at the end.
    
13. You can eat all those apples...
    
14. You at least paid for one merch item
    
15. You don't let actual kids touch the toys, cause they "wouldn't enjoy them on as many levels" as you.
    
16. You breakfast with AppleJacks.
    
17. Now you know what is a Griffon, an Hydra or a Manticore, but your idea of a Pony could make a zoologist cringe...
    
18. You up your intake of veggies and...apples.
    
19. You check several stores many times to see if they have G4 pony gift wrap, then fangirl squeal when you finally find it.
    
20. You buy a bunch of gifts just to use said gift wrap, then give them to your friends. (Sensing a pattern here?)
    
21. You have at least one mature-targeted pony merch item -- not necessarily a toy, but buttons, a bag, stickers, or a shirt.
    
22. You've found and used the Applejack/Celestia body wash. There's also Fluttershy cotton candy lip gloss. (Oh yes I have.)
    
23. You've been to a pony meetup.
    
24. You post on a forum like this.
    
25. An Applejack/Celestia body wash? Did it actually have the characters on it or smelled like apples? I'm intrigued as I haven't seen this.
    
26. When you see a shampoo company called Mane and Tail and feel that it would be perfect. (Yes, there is a company that deals with human and equine products called Mane and Tail. No, I haven't tried it.)
    
27. When you have successfully converted three friends into pony fans (I have!)
    
28. When you try to do the voices of the characters (Believe it or not, my friends say I have a pretty good Fluttershy voice)
    
29. When you were excited to see a Pinkie Pie fursuit at a convention. (Also true. The creator of said suit is Sophie Cabra, and she has made everypony except for I think Fluttershy. I saw it before online, but not in person.)
    
30. When you think 'Scootaloo' when you hear about/see a chicken.
    
31. When you're reading tons of fan fictions and hope to see it animated/voiced one day.
    
32. When you think "Scootaloo" when someone mentions chickens.
    
33. When you think "Fluttershy" when someone mentions trees.
    
34. When you think "Rainbow Dash" when someone mentions Spike.. or is it the other way around?
    
35. When you cry over My Little Dashie.
    
36. When you start developing a taste for cupcakes.
    
37. You and your brony friends shout "SCOOTALOO! SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!" in the hallways at school.
    
38. When you dispise cupcakes after reading the fan fiction
    
39. When you forget how to spell anybony i mean anybody (happened to me today)
    
40. get into an argument of if muffins or cupcakes are better
    
41. you get more excited then youre sister when a mlp commercial comes on
    
42. Facepalm in your local toy section (if you know what i mean)
    
43. Say 20% cooler more than once
    
44. Dream about mlp
    
45. get excited when your little sister wants to play
    
46. Got mad at teens react to mlp fim
    
47. You believe every other show you watch would be so much better if it was ponified.
    
48. You start blaming weird weather on the Pegasi. I know you're out there, and I know you're doing it deliberatly to screw with me, especially since now I know about you! (The weather where I live was basically spring up until a few days ago, then it blizzard'd. Seriously, it was freaking nice outside, but it was winter. PEGASI!)
    
49. You know you're a MLP fan when you go outside, see a full moon, and smile, thinking/saying "Hello, Luna."
    
50. When, in order to make a point during a meeting at work, you point out, "Because the client says 'It needs to be about... 20% cooler.'"
    
51. Bonus points when the whole meeting nods agreement.and that settles things.
    
52. You know you're a MLP:FIM fan when the use of "anypony, somepony, everypony and nopony" seems perfectly legitimate.
    
53. You know you're a fan when you have to concentrate very hard on not typing or saying said words at work.
    
54. You know more about Equestrian history than the history of your own country
    
55. Artists are suddenly obsessivly followed the second a single pony goes up into their gallery
    
56. Clop and Plot are ruined as normal words for you
    
57. You're not vegetarian, you're a herbivore... and that's cool now
    
58. You never thought you'd like fashion, going to a fancy ball, studying, racing... but then a pony did it and...
    
59. You're seriously considering getting a cutie-mark.. I mean tattoo.
    
60. You try to piece together the episode timelines.
    
61. You join this forum.
    
62. _{You picture random people passing by as ponies.}
    
63. _{When you go to a fair and hear they have a live pony petting zoo, you get excited thinking ponies are there.}
    
64. _{You draw more ponies that any other art.}
    
65. _{You have cried at least once after reading an MLP fanfic (I did after reading My Little Dashie)}
    
66. _{If you have commissioned a drawing of your pony. (I did for my character Sky Rocket, now called Sky Flare here).}
    
67. You play a game of Taboo, Catch Phrase, Buzzwords or any similar word guessing game, but its way too easy because you are able to use references from the show instead of commonplace words to get your team to guess correctly.
    
68. When you think your troting when your really running
    
69. When you catch yourself giggling and running down the stairs just in time to stop yourself and check that no one's using the living room befor you watch MLP.
    
70. _{You can describe in detail all on the mane six in their coloring, personalities, etc. (Guilty)}
    
71. You wish you had a house/library that was a tree. (Guilty)
    
72. _{You wished you could do unicorn magic or fly like a pegasus (guilty. Come on, using teleportation and telekinesis would be cool)}
    
73. _{You break out into random songs from the show (Guilty with Winter Wrap Up)}
    
74. _{You have havd had serious debates about who's the best pony. (Guilty, with some of my friends)}
    
75. when instead of studying for upcoming exams you watch the same MLP episodes for the 3rd, 4th time in 2 days....
    
76. you find yourself singing like Pinkie Pie. And you're a guy. (Eeeyup)
    
77. you've ever had rainbow cupcakes. And a double-take when you saw them. (Eeeyup)
    
78. you've ever had cupcakes with hot sauce. (I haven't, but bronies I know have.)
    
79. your schneezes are graceful.
    
80. you express varying degrees of excitement with "yay", "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes..." or "OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!"
    
81. you're obsessed with a particular background pony that at least half the bronies don't even know. (Eeeyup)
    
82. When you arrive at a party and expect to find pinkie pie was the planner
    
83. You see a G3 and G4 coloring book next to each other and go "FFFFFFUUUUUU-"
    
84. Hide the G3 book behind a boy's coloring book
    
85. Proceed to flip through said G4 book
    
86. Be amazed at how many times Spike appears compared to Princess Celestia
    
87. Wish you could buy said book
    

_{Tried to get everyone to current's post on, Removing Dupes.}

[Lux]

Holy Awesomeness Batman!

[Motion Paradox]

When you openly state that you're buying that piece of My Little Pony merchandise for your collection (I do this everytime before the cashier can ask otherwise)

You're very careful not to misuse "Whinning" or "Complaining" because "It's a dangerous error to make"

When you refer to a town that has a farming history as being founded by Earth Ponies (I've had this happen)

When you've said Canterlot instead of Camelot ("On second thought, let's not go to Canterlot, tis a silly place"....on top of that I was conciously trying not to make that mistake)

You bring your Pony figures to classes depending on what sort of people you've encountered at it (I had one two-weekend class that I had to go to and and nearly brought "Desktop Twilight is disappointed by your making rude jokes during class" and "Desktop Rarity disapproves of your ugly tweed suit")

When somebody comes into your local pet shop you sing the find a pet song....despite not working at a pet shop

[Stunner]

You start referring to "everyone" as "everypony" in real life. (Which I have done... once or twice.)

You start comparing the casts of other shows, and even people you actually know, to the Mane 6 and try to decide which pony they'd be. (Which I have also done. xD)

[Guest EoLPinkie]

When everyone at my work knows "Equestria Girls" despite not having listened to the song themselves.

[MegaMare]

You know your an MLP fan when:

You catch yourself humming Winter Wrap Up

Your backround is a pony

You have Pinkie Pie toothpaste

You try to get your friends to watch your show

Your procrastinating a school project by spending your time on Canterlot forums..... (not like I would know)

[Outlaw2]

You know you're a MLP fan when you use the words "somepony or anypony" during a speech or briefing and it seems perfectly reasonable.

And you you know you're a MLP fan when you start seeing your friends as different ponies from the show.

[Fallenfox13]

You email a professor you don't know starting with dear, and your brain automatically associates it with Princess Celestia

[Dunes]

You look with utter sadness at the empty box of blind bag ponies at wal mart. EVERY TIME. I never manage to make it before they sell out!

[Tenkan]

You can't help feeling like Apple Jack when doing garden work.

You can't help feeling like Big MacIntosh lifting heavy stuff in the garden.

[Dunes]

You can't help feeling like Apple Jack when doing garden work.

You can't help feeling like Big MacIntosh lifting heavy stuff in the garden.

Speaking of the apples... I find myself buying the Braeburn and Gala varieties a lot more frequently now.