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  1. There seem to be some misconceptions floating around so allow me to clear the air.

     

    Myth: Spending time with me is an enjoyable and rewarding experience.

    Fact: All currently living white tigers are severely inbred and descend from a single white cub that was captured in the 50s. Any sanctuary that claims they're an endangered species is not a sanctuary you should trust or give your money to.

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    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      Myth: I'm the kind of person who can show you a good time

      Fact: All cub petting programs are unethical and are harmful both to the cats and the guests. Cubs that are young enough to be safely handled still have underdeveloped immune systems and can get sick from human contact, while older cubs are big enough to do some real harm to a guest. Constantly removing cubs from their mothers for guests to play with can lead to developmental issues.

    3. PyroBlaze

      PyroBlaze

      I'm sensing a trend here...

    4. Davroth

      Davroth

      Myth: A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.

      Fact: Cakey Angie is a delight to have around.

  2. "'as you can see, my young apprentice"did you hear that?"now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station"we're doomed(we're doomed)"fire at will commander!"there'll be no escape(there'll be no escape)"HA!"*explosions*" that's the sound my Christmas tree makes when I turn it on

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    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      Those are only the loudest ones. There's about eight others that go off when you turn it on, plus the ones that aren't hooked up to the tree. Not to mention the ones that don't make noise, the action figures tied to the tree and the Yoda tree topper.

    3. Fawkes

      Fawkes

      ...

      ...

      ...

      MFW YODA TREE TOPPER >:[

      OKAY, perhaps Angikins is more hardcore than Fawkes~ >:

    4. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      ...Angie's dad is more hardcore than fawkesy

  3. "It can't be as bad as I remember it right?" haha it's always worse than I remember it.

  4. My goal for this summer: to not accept any more requests until I get all the stuff on my to-do list done.

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    2. Dessa

      Dessa

      Draw a picture of every background pony in a conga line.

      Animated.

      Kthx.

    3. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      MYAAAAAN

      BLARG

      FLARGLE FLUB

      BLARGLE LARGLE BLARG

    4. Davroth

      Davroth

      Pweeeeeeese... :'I

  5. fun nicknames to call your best friend (me):

    girl
    bad friend
    allergic reaction
    my gf (gnarly friend)
    questionable cakes
    not nice
    point and click adventure

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      I want to call you Dracula.

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      also a good name. very fitting of the fact that I suck the life out of many fellas and leave them for dead.

    3. Davroth

      Davroth

      I call you Angsty Cakes in my head. 

  6. I won't tolerate any more bronies if ur a brony you're blocked

    1. Imagination
    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      #standalonecomplex

    3. SteelEagle

      SteelEagle

      WELL GOSH ANGIE HERE I WAS BEING ALL NICE TO YOU

  7. this is TOP SECRET 2011-2013 LPW crew information http://angiestown.tumblr.com/post/141234273147/

    1. Imagination

      Imagination

      ARE THE LEGENDS TRUE?!

    2. Angie Cakes
    3. Imagination

      Imagination

      I could actually cry. Brings back some awesome memories!

      Also I'd tag myself properly if I still had access to my tumblr. Might make a new one just for this.

  8. I love canterlot. this is the only forum I've ever been on where I'm not terrified of the mods hammering down on me for doing something wrong by mistake.

    1. Dessa

      Dessa

      It's SUCH a common things at other sites too. Even the staunch, whip-cracking mods here are forgiving.

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      I was just on another forum. somebody got flagged for "backseat moderating", because they told somebody that they might've put something in the wrong spot, the somebody else was flagged for "general insults" when they said they'd never seen a site that flags backseat moderating o_O

    3. Dessa

      Dessa

      Wow. Well, it's one thing to rat on people and be a general tattle, but telling somewone where posts go seems more like being helpful, which I'd imagine should please most mods.

  9. do people still make jokes about cupcakes and secret but fun or have we as a collective group forgiven, forgotten and repressed our 2011 sins

  10. sometimes I think I might want to shave my head bald. then I remember I'm not in a sci-fi movie.

    1. Ancre

      Ancre

      Nooo ! I love your electric blue short mane :D

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      maybe I should dye my hair electric blue in real life XD it's already the right style

    3. Ancre

      Ancre

      Now that would be fun !

  11. Today is a dumb day.

    1. weesh

      weesh

      I'm sorry to hear it, what happened?

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      ah, it's just long and hot and boring XD I'd like to go out and do something, but everyone is busy. I'm new-ish to the neighbourhood, so I have troubles finding my way around on my own.

  12. Today is no longer a dumb day.

    1. ThunderBrony

      ThunderBrony

      EVERY DAY IS A DUMB DAY!

    2. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      DO YOU HAVE CANTERCHAT? I'M AT MY AUNT'S AND I CAN USE CANTERCHAT

  13. hush hush, don't rush

    1. Angie Cakes

      Angie Cakes

      that's not even song lyrics

    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      Or you'll fall on your toosh.

  14. I swear on my honour as a potential scream house inhabitant.

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      Scream houses have no honor, only loyalties. 

    2. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      And Screams. Don't forget Screams.

  15. time to bring out my Bruise Hammer™

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      Don't play with that thing in the house.

  16. it's time for the November 2013 edition of What's Hot and What's Not Monthly.

     

    Breaking the fourth wall jokes: Definitely NOT

     

    Taking time every morning to pray to the Egyptian sun god Ra: TOTALLY HOT

  17. if you could begin to be, roughly half as great as me, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love

     

    when you see they way they act, when they see me coming back, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love like me

     

    I always thought you might be bad now I'm sure that it's true 'cause I know I'm so good, and I'm nothing like you

     

    look at me go, you just adore me, you wish that you knew, what makes me so very special

     

    if you could, begin to be, someone who does right by me, you would do about anything, you would even learn how to love

     

    when you see, the way I look, pissed at how long you took, you could do about anything you could even learn how to love like me

     

    love like me

     

    love me like me

  18. I'm a washed up celebrity, nice and clean

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      Aim for mediocrity

  19. I'm pleased to find out that even though I've never been to equastria daily, it shows up as a recommended website when I type "www.eq" into the address bar.

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      It's a trap!! :I

  20. Dern you, Strawberry Reef. I can't look at you without wanting to buy every pony toy ever created ;~;

    1. tyler008bon

      tyler008bon

      There is a very quick solution.

      Buy every pony toy ever created.

  21. I kind of like it when the chat is gone. The board becomes much more active :3

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      Kshhhhhh DX

      It makes my scheming so much more difficult. >:I

      And there's not much time left. >.<

  22. *is back from NY* *five pages of new content* everybody stop posting D: I need to catch up

    1. Dessa

      Dessa

      That's Canterlot for ya.

  23. *draw draw draw*

    1. Davroth

      Davroth

      I'm drawn to reply to this.

  24. I need a new status

    1. Dessa

      Dessa

      Mission accomplished!

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