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Status Updates posted by Angie Cakes
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There seem to be some misconceptions floating around so allow me to clear the air.
Myth: Spending time with me is an enjoyable and rewarding experience.
Fact: All currently living white tigers are severely inbred and descend from a single white cub that was captured in the 50s. Any sanctuary that claims they're an endangered species is not a sanctuary you should trust or give your money to.
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Myth: I'm the kind of person who can show you a good time
Fact: All cub petting programs are unethical and are harmful both to the cats and the guests. Cubs that are young enough to be safely handled still have underdeveloped immune systems and can get sick from human contact, while older cubs are big enough to do some real harm to a guest. Constantly removing cubs from their mothers for guests to play with can lead to developmental issues.
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I'm sensing a trend here...
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Myth: A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.
Fact: Cakey Angie is a delight to have around.
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"'as you can see, my young apprentice"did you hear that?"now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station"we're doomed(we're doomed)"fire at will commander!"there'll be no escape(there'll be no escape)"HA!"*explosions*" that's the sound my Christmas tree makes when I turn it on
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Those are only the loudest ones. There's about eight others that go off when you turn it on, plus the ones that aren't hooked up to the tree. Not to mention the ones that don't make noise, the action figures tied to the tree and the Yoda tree topper.
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MFW YODA TREE TOPPER >:[
OKAY, perhaps Angikins is more hardcore than Fawkes~ >:
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...Angie's dad is more hardcore than fawkesy
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"It can't be as bad as I remember it right?" haha it's always worse than I remember it.
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oh my GOOOOD
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Heya Angie!
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woah woah woah woah woah woah. woah. hi.
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My goal for this summer: to not accept any more requests until I get all the stuff on my to-do list done.
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Draw a picture of every background pony in a conga line.
Animated.
Kthx.
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MYAAAAAN
BLARG
FLARGLE FLUB
BLARGLE LARGLE BLARG
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Pweeeeeeese... :'I
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fun nicknames to call your best friend (me):
girl
bad friend
allergic reaction
my gf (gnarly friend)
questionable cakes
not nice
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I won't tolerate any more bronies if ur a brony you're blocked
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this is TOP SECRET 2011-2013 LPW crew information http://angiestown.tumblr.com/post/141234273147/
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I love canterlot. this is the only forum I've ever been on where I'm not terrified of the mods hammering down on me for doing something wrong by mistake.
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It's SUCH a common things at other sites too. Even the staunch, whip-cracking mods here are forgiving.
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I was just on another forum. somebody got flagged for "backseat moderating", because they told somebody that they might've put something in the wrong spot, the somebody else was flagged for "general insults" when they said they'd never seen a site that flags backseat moderating o_O
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Wow. Well, it's one thing to rat on people and be a general tattle, but telling somewone where posts go seems more like being helpful, which I'd imagine should please most mods.
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do people still make jokes about cupcakes and secret but fun or have we as a collective group forgiven, forgotten and repressed our 2011 sins
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sometimes I think I might want to shave my head bald. then I remember I'm not in a sci-fi movie.
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Today is a dumb day.
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Today is no longer a dumb day.
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hush hush, don't rush
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I swear on my honour as a potential scream house inhabitant.
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it's time for the November 2013 edition of What's Hot and What's Not Monthly.
Breaking the fourth wall jokes: Definitely NOT
Taking time every morning to pray to the Egyptian sun god Ra: TOTALLY HOT
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if you could begin to be, roughly half as great as me, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love
when you see they way they act, when they see me coming back, you could do about anything, you could even learn how to love like me
I always thought you might be bad now I'm sure that it's true 'cause I know I'm so good, and I'm nothing like you
look at me go, you just adore me, you wish that you knew, what makes me so very special
if you could, begin to be, someone who does right by me, you would do about anything, you would even learn how to love
when you see, the way I look, pissed at how long you took, you could do about anything you could even learn how to love like me
love like me
love me like me