Make a wish only to have it horribly corrupted

[Noedig]

Granted! You asked for Mountain Dew-soaked Doritos, right?

 

I wish Dewritos was a thing.

[ParrySlice]

Granted: they are a thing now but they give you +5 Diabetes and make you sick.

Wish: I wish I was my Avatar.

[puzzlebeat]

Granted but now your only a head with a unicorn hood with no other body parts

I wish I was a super sayain

[ParrySlice]

Granted: You are now Super Saiyan but you can only go Super Saiyan once a year and after you must dig to the centre of the earth until September comes again.

Wish: I wish I was Jontron.

[Noedig]

Granted! Good luck figuring out how to take care of his new, unknown, dangerous, bird.

 

I wish I wasn't Arin.

[ParrySlice]

Granted: you aren't Arin but you are his Alias Egoraptor forever but the catch is that you are always traded in the back of Arins mind for the rest of eternity.

Wish: I wish I was the president of the United States of America.

[puzzlebeat]

Granted but you get impeached then assassinated the next day.

I wish ________.

(Mwahahaha)

[Noedig]

Granted! Here's a blank check signed by Donald Trump, the cops are right behind me. BYE! *poof*

 

I wish we knew what the fourth dimension really looks like.

[puzzlebeat]

Granted but the idea of this bew knowledge causes a new dark age completely halting all scientific development.

I wish I had a large cat that was trained not to kill and was declawed.

[Noedig]

((I wouldn't declaw them, that's just as bad as neutering/spading them, because after that happens, they'll very likely get really sensitive about people touching their paws.))

 

Granted! Here, for you... Hobbes!

 

I wish gummy bears were alive when we eat them. Just so they can scream in terror. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! =P

[puzzlebeat]

(Two things. I agree about the declawing thing. It was for the obvious now your getting mauled by a tiger corruption. Second Calvin and Hobbes is the best thing ever)

Granted but they gain equal rights and it's now illegal to eat them.

I wish I was superman

[Noedig]

(Just because your wish gets corrupted, doesn't always have to be bad )

Granted, you've been taken into a solitary room made of lead under steel... suddenly,  you've transformed into Superman! Enjoy this free-lifetime supply of Kryptonite! I know I know, I'm too kind.

 

I wish Frogger evolved into something greater for modern gaming.

[ParrySlice]

Granted: (Don't hate me don't hate me...)

He becomes this...

Wish: I wish whenever a person died that they would reincarnate as another different person with the same memories before they died but is a different person because they reincarnated.

[puzzlebeat]

(FROM WHAT DARK CESS FILLED LAGOON OF A TOXIC WASTE DUMP DID THAT CRAWL FROM AND HOW DO I TAME IT!?)

Granted but everyone now sings 'what I know now' all the time.

I wish I had a license for everything.

[Noedig]

Granted! That'll be $7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,ooo,...

You get the point.

 

I wish that Frankenstein was invulnerable to fire.

[ParrySlice]

Granted: He is invulnerable to fire but nothing else he in short can easily be killed.

Wish: I wish I was Dungeon Master.

[Noedig]

Granted! Your family, loved ones, and your very best friend, is being held in the dungeon, what shall we do with them, my master?

 

I wish I knew the best song in the universe.

[puzzlebeat]

"Oppa gangnam style"

I wish I bass cannon

[Windwright]

Granted, but you can only play treble heavy songs.

 

I wish I could disobey the laws of robotics.

[Hawkeye12]

Granted, but then they'll gain minds of their own and try to destroy you and your whole life will be a bad sci-fi movie.

I wish that getting up in the morning was actually easy!

[ParrySlice]

Granted: It is so incredibly easy that every human being on the planet has lost all feelings and compassion to the point of being blank unloving and unfeeling humans who can easily wake up.

Wish: I wish I could sing everything I said like Freddy Mercury.

[Windwright]

Granted, you can now only communicate in Queen lyrics, at least a verse at a time.

 

I wish I could turn off writer's block.

[DreamySunday]

Granted, you can now only communicate in Queen lyrics, at least a verse at a time.

 

I wish I could turn off writer's block.

Granted. Now you have Writers Boulevard.

 

 

wish I, could sentence good.

[ParrySlice]

Granted: Just edit your prior post and make it say 'I wish I could make good sentences' and then you will only be able to say that sentence for the rest of your life, it will even be written on your grave.

Wish: I wish that I could never go hungry or age.

[Noedig]

Granted! Though you have an unending desire to pee every 2 minutes... Forever. Even after death.

I wish those monkeys would stop throwing crap or anything at me.