ParrySlice Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted: Evertime you use the writing utensil it draws blood from you and if it draws enough out...well say hello to the Grim Reaper!Wish: I wish I had power beyond anyone's comprehension. Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted! No one can comprehend your powers. Not even you.So, you kinda ended the world.... I wish I could break into jail! Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Granted: You break into jail but you are now stuck there and you always seem to drop the soap when you shower...Wish: I wish I my wishes were not as corrupted as they are! Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Grante-- ERROR! ERROR! I wish fish are more delicious than they are now. Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted but now all fish are poisonous.I wish for house made of glass Link to comment
Roman777 Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted: Unfortunately, the house shatters the moment you slam the door, and your insurance refuses to cover it. Wish: I wish for a better gaming computer! Link to comment
Tymiko Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Ooh, I love this game. >D Especially because I love doing this when I roleplay wish-granters. I wish to have a Chica plushy.Granted. But it turns out that plushie previously belonged to a famous celebrity who'd put a tracking device in it and tracked it back to your house where they found you and had you murdered because no one was supposed to know about it. Whoops! Wrong wish! Let's try that again... XD Wish: I wish for a better gaming computer! Granted: You get a better computer than your original, but it's only marginally better and you can't use it for anything else but a single game - Pacman. Wish: I wish that every wish I deliberately wish comes true. Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted!I assume you are mean for a moldy old pizza topped with stinky old socks for every wish you make? I wish Ukeleles can talk. Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted but no one can understand themI wish I could travel through time Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted! You just got one second older. And another second older. And another second older.Isn't time traveling amazing? I wish I could complete the equation of pi. Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Granted but this vast amount of knowledge has driven you crazy.I wish for a better wish Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Granted! What was it again? I wish that didn't work out better than no one seems to expect it. Link to comment
CanvasMayHogany Posted July 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted but now everyone expects everything except for you. I wish for......MORE DOTS!!............... Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted *gives you a box of dots with all of them being your least favourite flavor* I wish I had a time machine Link to comment
RainbowDaringDash Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but it doesn;t work I wish that the new episode of RvB won't come out on monday. Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted.It comes out on a Minday. Which will never come. I wish that psycho didn't use the toilet plunger. Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted he used your tooth brush.I wish for nothing. Link to comment
PrinceoftheNight Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. You have absolutely nothing now. I wish for some pop corns. Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted! Want some stinky-sock flavored popcorn? I wish the Stargate doesn't disintegrate anything when it opens up. Link to comment
CanvasMayHogany Posted July 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted it now incinerates everything when it opens.I wish for some apples Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted but they're all old or rottenI wish I was immortal. Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Granted. Watch out for that maddening insanity in your many years! I wish i understood SoundCloud. Link to comment
CanvasMayHogany Posted July 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Granted you now only speak to clouds I wish i was a brunette! Having black hair is the worst! Link to comment
puzzlebeat Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Granted but its very dark brown that people confuse with black.I wish I had a trained pigeon. One that delivers letters for me. Link to comment
ParrySlice Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted: it delivers your letter but to the wrong people, like if you sent a love letter to someone it was sent to your worst enemy.Wish: I Wish I could find my Doritos... Link to comment
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