Scenes From a Hat

[Total-Tortilla]

Hey, everypony! Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", where everything's made up and the points are muffins! First game tonight will be "Scenes From a Hat."

Our first topic:

Things you don't write to Princess Celestia about.

[CherryRie]

Dear Princess Celestia,

It's yours.

[Chonico]

Dear Princess Celestia,

My rash won't go away. Where do you buy your cream?

[RoyalDice]

Dear Princess Celestia.

What's the meaning of life?

[BlackFang]

Dear Princess Celestia:

would you go on a date with me?

[DottyDroll]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I love your extensions! Where can I get some like your's?

[Dusty]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Pack your bags and leave! We don't need you or your sun!

-A outlaw

[BaconofChaos]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I am a Zebrian general with $100,000,000 to deposit in your bank account...

OR

Dear Princess Celestia,

Are you paying too much for your chariot insurance?

[The-Jaded-Bug]

Dear Princess Celestia,

So i herd u liek mudkipz...

-------Anonymous

[Corsair]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I really don't feel like lowering the moon today, can you do it?

Luna

[JCtheBrony]

Dear Princess Celestia.

So. Where'd you get the name Princess Molestia again?

~ Name Withheld

[Total-Tortilla]

100 points to each of you! Those were some good ones.

Next up: "How Luna spent her time on the moon."

[Dusty]

the worlds must one sided game of rock, paper and scissors.

"dang it! why did I use paper, you use rock ever time!"

[cheese canan]

Dear princess Celestia,

doesn't the earth revolve around the sun?

[CherryRie]

Reading through her backlog of fan mail?

[Chonico]

She became an expert sand castle builder and real-state agent, and began setting up rocks with glorious homes...

"Now this here sand castle was built 100 years ago, notice the exquisite detailing of the central tower and the overall early Ponyrian style. It is a beautiful home and well within your price range Mr. and Ms. Pepple..."