Fawkes Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Wildtalon said: "the cat" says Angie more than once. You can call me Wildtalon or just Cat you know. *hears some sort of strange strangled mewling sound coming from the deepest recesses of his top hat* Huh? Hmmm... Uh huh. Yes, I agree. HEY WILDTALON, WHAT DIDJA GET ME FOR MY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAY?~ >:3 Link to comment
AlextheAngel Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 *Awkwardly crawls underneath a couch.* Link to comment
Fawkes Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, AlextheAngel said: *Awkwardly crawls underneath a couch.* *QUICKLY GRABS YOU AND PULLS YOU OUT FROM UNDER SAID COUCH* *kicks said couch over* *said couch promptly catches flame and proceeds to scream as couches are known to do* ... *stares* *stares at you* *STARES AT YOU WITH THE VIOLENT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND GRIEVING CAT-LESS CAT LADIES!* Quickly... Quickly now... Before it's too late... Tell me your deepest, darkest, DANKEST, dirtiest, Davidest secret~ :I 1 Link to comment
CatCakey Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, Fawkes said: *hears some sort of strange strangled mewling sound coming from the deepest recesses of his top hat* Huh? Hmmm... Uh huh. Yes, I agree. HEY WILDTALON, WHAT DIDJA GET ME FOR MY BIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAY?~ >:3 Now that you've sorted out Nasty I am not playing that game anymore; I have smashed out of the jar and safe! I GOT YOU NOTHING BECAUSE YOU GOT ME NOTHING FAWKEY! >:3 1 hour ago, Cathalos said: cats are food, not friends You keep your cakehole shut Cathy 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 The cakehole will be shut when fawkes brings out the cake. German Chocolate or I eat the cat. Link to comment
Fawkes Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wildtalon said: Now that you've sorted out Nasty I am not playing that game anymore; I have smashed out of the jar and safe! I GOT YOU NOTHING BECAUSE YOU GOT ME NOTHING FAWKEY! >:3 ... ... ... ...but... I did get you something. The greatest gift I could think of... one of the greatest gifts that a fledgling acolyte of LPW could ask for... I got you a roomy cookie jar apartment... the size of a regular cookie jar on the outside but as roomy and spacious as a royal loft on the inside! I got you three wondrous kitty cat roommates, each unique and wondrous and kind, since I thought you liked cats so much... And... and I got you the most wondrous, most delectably delicious, most mouth wateringly mewl-inducing cookie the world has ever known! And... and you smashed all of them... You... You destroyed them without a thought or a care.... I... I see now what sort of kindness and gratitude cats have for those who try to show them love. I see now... that all my hard work and thoughtfulness was wasted... Thank you, Wildtalon. Thank you for making me see. I... I suppose that's the best birthday gift a worthless wretch like me could possibly hope for... 1 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 *nod* Indeed, Thala. Cake time >:I Link to comment
Cathalos Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 (stuffs cake hole with cake, shutting it as the still-living cat wishes.) 2 Link to comment
CatCakey Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Fawkes said: ... ... ... ...but... I did get you something. The greatest gift I could think of... one of the greatest gifts that a fledgling acolyte of LPW could ask for... I got you a roomy cookie jar apartment... the size of a regular cookie jar on the outside but as roomy and spacious as a royal loft on the inside! I got you three wondrous kitty cat roommates, each unique and wondrous and kind, since I thought you liked cats so much... And... and I got you the most wondrous, most delectably delicious, most mouth wateringly mewl-inducing cookie the world has ever known! And... and you smashed all of them... You... You destroyed them without a thought or a care.... I... I see now what sort of kindness and gratitude cats have for those who try to show them love. I see now... that all my hard work and thoughtfulness was wasted... Thank you, Wildtalon. Thank you for making me see. I... I suppose that's the best birthday gift a worthless wretch like me could possibly hope for... I don't liked being trapped, and you trapped me in that cookie jar! And I love cats more than any other species; those cat roommates are safe and sound And awww, you're not a worthless wretch... 1 Link to comment
MicroChip Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 For some reason my watch was reading "cake time". That's more then enough to join in. Link to comment
AlextheAngel Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 Just now, Fawkes said: *QUICKLY GRABS YOU AND PULLS YOU OUT FROM UNDER SAID COUCH* *kicks said couch over* *said couch promptly catches flame and proceeds to scream as couches are known to do* ... *stares* *stares at you* *STARES AT YOU WITH THE VIOLENT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND GRIEVING CAT-LESS CAT LADIES!* Quickly... Quickly now... Before it's too late... Tell me your deepest, darkest, DANKEST, dirtiest, Davidest secret~ :I Eep! Um... I... Uh... I'M THE ONE WHO LICKS THE ICING OFF THE POP TARTS AND PUTS THEM BACK IN THE BOX! 1 Link to comment
Davroth Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a pop tart? Link to comment
Angie Cakes Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 the poptart will reach the centre of your tongue first Link to comment
Davroth Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said: the poptart will reach the centre of your tongue first OBJECTION!! Wait. That actually makes a lot of sense. Link to comment
CatCakey Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 I've never eaten a pop tart... 1 Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 On 7/2/2016 at 4:14 PM, Davroth said: *Buggy browser is buggy* Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Wildtalon said: I've never eaten a pop tart... You live a sad, healthier life. 1 Link to comment
Nasty Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 13 hours ago, Fawkes said: "And as such I name thee and knight thee Count Commandant of the Faceless Forces of the Forest! Archduke of the Royal Family of the Crying Sunflower! And Real Bad Boy Number One!" Nasty quivers still from the aftershocks of his seizure, the decree still taking a moment to sink in after what felt like an age of constant darkness deep within the bowels of Fawkes' hat. Dude...this... THIS IS SO raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Link to comment
CatCakey Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Noedig said: You live a sad, healthier life. I may not eat as much unhealthy food as others, but I think I'm still unhelathy is some way 1 Link to comment
Penumbra Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 11 hours ago, Davroth said: OBJECTION!! Wait. That actually makes a lot of sense. DOUBLE OBJECTION!!! No it doesn't! There's no way a pop tart could break away to the centre of your tongue. Whens the last time you cut yourself while eating toast? Link to comment
Davroth Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 30 minutes ago, Penumbra said: DOUBLE OBJECTION!!! No it doesn't! There's no way a pop tart could break away to the centre of your tongue. Whens the last time you cut yourself while eating toast? Poptarts are toast?! 1 Link to comment
Nasty Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 alright kids, let's hear it. What team did you join, and why wasn't it Team Mystic? Also let's get your unique pokemon finds. I'm insecure about only starting a couple days ago and I need validation, so definitely guess LOW Link to comment
Noedig Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Team Rocket or prepare for trouble, m9. 1 Link to comment
Nasty Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Interesting fact, somebody tried to kidnap me in a white full-on creepvan with a fake business sign and everything yesterday evening when I was leaving work--that's basically IRL team rocket right? Link to comment
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