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*dashes a splash of black sludgy coffee into his cup of tea* So Fawkes, do you think you could like pass an un-law to make coffee a recognized cultural drink? I realize tea is pretty integral to our aesthetic but sometimes I sit down for a while and realize I'm not sixty-eight and want to get something out of what I drink

 

do you think like I would be allowed to tote a dark roast black coffee now and then? For the good my soul, Fawkes!

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2 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

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I still haven't gotten the image of small demon child out of my head for you


Small demon?
If anything i'm a greater demon. 
A big monstrous malformed horrendous unsightly beast. 
A great terror looms.

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Have Mercy


Or i'm just a guy with a bad case of 8th grade syndrome that stayed into his early 20's. 

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i feel that tbh 

 

we were always sort of spiritually related penumbra. I'm more...organic, visceral, in my darkness, while you're much more looming, terrifying, and ethereal. YOU WERE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE TO BE THE EMPEROR'S FIST AND IT WAS RUINED! Lowkey if fawkes doesn't recognize my cultural practice of drinking coffee and I rebel (PSST! DON'T TELL FAWKES!) wanna fight under my banner? C'mon! We have Noeeeeediiiiiig!

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2 hours ago, NastyMann said:

*dashes a splash of black sludgy coffee into his cup of tea* So Fawkes, do you think you could like pass an un-law to make coffee a recognized cultural drink? I realize tea is pretty integral to our aesthetic but sometimes I sit down for a while and realize I'm not sixty-eight and want to get something out of what I drink

 

do you think like I would be allowed to tote a dark roast black coffee now and then? For the good my soul, Fawkes!

 

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How DARE you >:[

Only a monstrous beast such as yourself would ask such a monstrously beastly request!

THE NERVE.

THE VERVE.

THE... swerve?

*harrumph* >:[

FINE!

I will grant your request IN PART, in the hope that such a vile black bile will serve only to twist and darken and emulsify your writhing tar-like soul all the quicker!

You may drink... TEA!

...with coffee added to it.

NO MORE THAN ONE PART TEA PER 100 PARTS COFFEE THOUGH!

And pray that I do not make every roast drip forth tasting of Earl Grey! >:[

 

 

54 minutes ago, Penumbra said:


Small demon?
If anything i'm a greater demon. 
A big monstrous malformed horrendous unsightly beast. 
A great terror looms.

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Have Mercy


Or i'm just a guy with a bad case of 8th grade syndrome that stayed into his early 20's. 

 

 

Huh.

You're way handsomer than I thought you'd be, Penby~

Goodness... I bet ya just can't keep the succubi off of ya~<3

But hollon... actually... something doesn't quite check out here...

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...

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...THIS ISN'T A SELFIE!

THIS IS A REGULAR OLD PHOTO!

CHEATER!

BIG OL' CHEATER! D:<

Lemme show ya how a selfie ACTUALLY works, dear lip-mate! >:I

Taken just this morning; I was even able to get my hair to stay just the way I like it~<3

 

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Or have I merely guaranteed it's ultimate destruction?

Some sins... some sins even I cannot get away with committing without retribution...

*thoughtfully strokes his throne's armrest*

*thinks real extra thoughtful thoughts* :'I

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4 hours ago, puzzlebeat said:

... I wouldn't mind looking at your art.

 

Also chunky peanut butter.

 

I didn't draw it. It is a commission I made with an artist some months ago. I will post it later on.  I should be sleeping. 

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The chunkiness of peanut butter is completely dependent on the use and application. You need to analyze what it's being used on. Sourdough? Chunky. Fluffy white bread? If you want chunky it had better be soft butter.

 

Source: PB addict (eat with a spoon until my chest hurts addict)

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21 hours ago, Fawkes said:

The pain is good.

How else would we know when the tea is done boiling?

Therefore by the law of conservation of mass, the further back we remember, the faster the tea boils!

SO GET TO REMEMBERING, PENBY! >:I


 

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19 hours ago, Fawkes said:

Huh.

You're way handsomer than I thought you'd be, Penby~

Goodness... I bet ya just can't keep the succubi off of ya~<3

But hollon... actually... something doesn't quite check out here...

...

...

...

...THIS ISN'T A SELFIE!

THIS IS A REGULAR OLD PHOTO!

CHEATER!

BIG OL' CHEATER! D:<

Lemme show ya how a selfie ACTUALLY works, dear lip-mate! >:I

Taken just this morning; I was even able to get my hair to stay just the way I like it~<3

 

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How did you take that picture with no arms?
Don't tell me you got someone else to do it?
Can't get the succubi, can't take his own picture.
Oh my, any other handicaps you want to tell us about?
I bet that hat is glued on.

You hear that? His hat is glued on!
Really? what kind of looser doesn't have a well fitted hat?
 

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*Fufufufufufufufu*



Penby is so much cooler, he doesn't feel the need to take selfies.
And he's never dropped a hat in his life!
So dreamy~
 

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