Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 What's your emergency? Link to comment
starswirlthebearded Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Wouldn't this belong in spam stables? Unless I'm missing the purpose... Link to comment
CrescentBlaze Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 yes hello 911? I just walked into my bedroom and my mattress is gone along with a large portion of my ceiling and walls and my gecko ate my nintendo 64 controller! HELP! Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Wouldn't this belong in spam stables? Unless I'm missing the purpose...Whoops my bad! could this be moved to the spam stables? Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 yes hello 911? I just walked into my bedroom and my mattress is gone along with a large portion of my ceiling and walls and my gecko ate my nintendo 64 controller! HELP!The best thing you can do is put an air hose on the lizard's left nostril and blow him up, while removing your material posessions from the inside. if you blow through his left nostril, he'll be fine. Link to comment
Snowshoe Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 I just accidentally a pencil. Am I going to be fine? Link to comment
CrescentBlaze Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 ok i recovered the controller from her esophagus but...my room...its still half gone. Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 I just accidentally a pencil. Am I going to be fine?Check Crescent's pet gecko, if not check your ear canal for seven (7) bars of lead. if you get 7 you'll be fine, Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 ok i recovered the controller from her esophagus but...my room...its still half gone.Buy a bouncy blow-up fort, and replace your lost interior design with it. Your insurance should cover the cost of the bouncy house Link to comment
tyler008bon Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 The Mass Effect 3 ending made me sad!Also, I'm missing my left fore finger. Link to comment
TheColtofPersonality Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello I seem to have some sort of parasitic creature on my face, its a bit rough to see and breath.Luckily it seems to want to keep me alive and is feeding me nutrients or so I hope... Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 The Mass Effect 3 ending made me sad!Also, I'm missing my left fore finger.Can you still count to ten? if you can't, shove a popsickle stick in the protruding stub to serve as a finger. you'll grow accustomed to using it for power point presentations.Don't worry about mass effect. it was a subspace drama anyway. Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello I seem to have some sort of parasitic creature on my face, its a bit rough to see and breath.Luckily it seems to want to keep me alive and is feeding me nutrients or so I hope...It is feeding you equilibrium juices. if you don't find another parasite and put it on your kneecap, the fluids will disperse thru your system and kill you in less than a minute. I'll call Gordon freeman to send you a Headcrab. Link to comment
Ironkau Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello? 911? I need the number for 911! 1 Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello? 911? I need the number for 911!Don't worry I have a friend.Dial 867-5309 Link to comment
hinata2000100 Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Um yes, 911? I've been trapped in some sort of testing facility. I have a portal gun, and a sphere who says his name is Wheatley next to me and there's this power-mad AI and-- *call gets disconnected* Link to comment
Opal Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Umm... Hello? Yeah, my friend told me to call this number. Something about setting us up as a blind date? Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Umm... Hello? Yeah, my friend told me to call this number. Something about setting us up as a blind date?Just stay in your house and let the date come to you. it's unsafe outside Link to comment
Noedig Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello, 911?There is a crazy mob going about around my concave home. They seem to be very angry about something, so should I electrocute them with my powers? Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Um yes, 911? I've been trapped in some sort of testing facility. I have a portal gun, and a sphere who says his name is Wheatley next to me and there's this power-mad AI and-- *call gets disconnected*Fire the device at your face. only in rebellion can you be saved. Link to comment
Calzone Posted June 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello, 911?There is a crazy mob going about around my concave home. They seem to be very angry about something, so should I electrocute them with my powers?no. flip them in the air with your cursor to keep them away from your fort. upgrade your town when you get 1,000 gold and get a prison. you can then convert prisoners to mages, construction workers, and archers. Link to comment
Snowshoe Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Now that the pencil incident is over, I want to make sure it'll never happen again. Link to comment
DreamNotes Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello 911,I have this crazy blue haired pony in glasses next door, that started a party 3 days ago and she hasn't stopped. Her wubs are so loud I can't sleep. Link to comment
Parker_Izing Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello, someone robbed my car...It's a 911... Link to comment
CrescentBlaze Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hello 911? yes I just found a man with knives for eyes asking for food but Im afraid he'll use knife eye attack on me. should I give him food or shoo him away with demon banishing rubber hose? Link to comment
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