Tenkan Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 Howdy' every pony!Simply put! Post a quote that you like, or you just read, or heard, or you found funny, or sad, or inspiring, or romantic, or appalled, or simply awesome!"I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. " - Stephen King Link to comment
Davroth Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 "Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math." - GLaDOS, Portal 2 1 Link to comment
Dusty Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 "and now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole" Peter Alliss"it isn't pollution that's harming the environment. it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Dan Quayle 1 Link to comment
Lilia Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 "And how are you doing? Because I'm a POTATO!" -GlaDOS Portal 2"Adrift upon the sea of time the lonely God wanders from shore to distant shore upholding the laws of the stars above" -Christopher Paolini, Brisingr"Geronimo!" -The Doctor (11th) 1 Link to comment
Fawkes Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 “I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” -Rockstar from Mars and Secret Vatican Warlock Assassin, Charlie Sheen Link to comment
LittleClown Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "I made him say "comfy chairs"." -Eleventh Doctor. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 On his death bed, Voltaire was asked by a priest to renounce Satan and turn to God, to which he replied, "Now is no time to be making new enemies" Link to comment
Brony-Vas-Normandy Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Adrift upon the sea of time the lonely God wanders from shore to distant shore upholding the laws of the stars above" -Christopher Paolini, BrisingrThe fact that you've read Brisingr makes you twenty percent cooler.Anyways..."Not in cruelty, not in wrath, The Reaper came today. An angel visited this gray path, and took the cube away." -Doug Rattmann Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Always be prepared to improvise...That's rule number one for Jazz players and vigilantes alike."-Tracy Butler Link to comment
lordbrony Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You should live every day like its your last, because eventually you'll be right-Steve Jobs Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Normal dates are for people with no imagination. Remember when we went to the drugstore and read the greeting card poems aloud? That was a fun date."-Tom Sloane, Daria 1 Link to comment
Kneazle Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. " -Terry Pratchett 2 Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 i have many quotes stuck in the back of my head just need to pry them forward give me a moment while i look at ... yep got one" That's not a knife! This is a knife " Crocodile Dundee 1 Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 now to find more * watches gmod idiot box * Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "We may be weak, but we just have to be. If not, then we wouldn't have any reason to grow, to get strong."-FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 " I hate hospitals and doctors and lawyers and... " Francis L4D Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 " HAAX " Dr.hax gmod idiot box 1 Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 im thinking of quotes that i dont know are in movies but would be could" The end can never be foretold never witnessed only found and then which you will forget. " just made that up myself Link to comment
Aero Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 " Allon-sy! " tenth doctor Link to comment
Tenkan Posted October 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past." - George Carlin Link to comment
Penumbra Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 now to find more * watches gmod idiot box *I approve "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Said John Sedgwick, moments before being shot. Oh the irony. Link to comment
Lilia Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."-Dark Helmet, Space Balls"Insanity doesn't run in my family. It practically gallops." -Arsenic and Old Lace-1944"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe... women!" -Doc Brown, Back to the Future part II Link to comment
Haserman Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!Cave Johnson (Portal 2)There are quite a lot of good Cave Johnson quotes that could go into here but I'm kinda lazy. Link to comment
MyLittlePonyTales Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter."-Dr. Seuss Link to comment
Lilia Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 That's not a panel; that's a crusher. We sell those too.Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You're not part of the control group by the way - you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told.The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group, they're telling me I ought to stop making these pre-recorded messages - that gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day!The average human male is about 60% water. Far as we're concerned that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines and see if we can't get you down to 20 or 30 per cent.You meant these, right? (All above are from Cave Johnson.) Link to comment
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