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Are you just gonna not post anything for as long as possible to maintain that content count? xD
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Lifeguard recertification test to morrow. #getstress
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Polyblank should probably hire lifeguard.
for kiddie pool.
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Polyblank cannot swim well.
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Well no, but have you saved anyone from drowning?
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I've likely prevented drowning a few times, but no. The pool I worked at was pretty good. Small town and not much to worry about.
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lul, I'm beginning to think that time is just irrelevant to existence. Yet we rely so heavily upon it. What a broken world we live in~
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Oh dear~ Is this the result of your expansion upon my thread... <glaces nervously left and right> oops.
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Well, yes. It also caused my day to inevitably end up on Vsauce's channel. Entertaining, but constantly filling my mind with useless questions.
Fortunately, this was remedied by remembering that CGP Grey was still a thing, and awesome.
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I wonder if it's hard for others to take me seriously with my Scootaloo avatar constantly bobbing back and forth...?
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Keep this up, and you'll just drag endless community rep point from me. xD
Now I will spend the rest of my night pondering a hypothetical world where the mini, fluffy pigs rule all.
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It's a dark and cold night. Toothpaste Thy sits at his bedroom, staring at the computer screen.
It happens. Another "ping".
'When, when will it go? What does it want?' he thinks. it is the same mammal, every time. Tired, he gives a cheerful response. But he needs escape. The Guinea pig follows him everywhere, finds alt accounts and posts funny pictures and witty humor in third person. It's becoming serious. he goes to a therapist, talking about what it says. now his therapist also requires therapy. So tired, he turns the flickering screen off and sits in his bed.
Tap tap tap.
He turns to his window, and sees a pig looking at him, clad in armor. He says nothing, in silent horror. It is them. The pig speaks to him, smiling.
'You have been watched. It has begun.'
And that is how the human race fell to stalking, adorable rodents.
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Every time I open up FFA... The Beacon Dueling Club roleplay catches my eye, and I'm like "Bacon Dueling Club? Me want!"
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Couldn't watch Mockingjay Pt 2 today, but part 1... That's how you make politics interesting! The whole scene with The Hanging Tree song was by far the greatest part of the movie.