Make a wish only to have it horribly corrupted

[Imagination]

Granted, but you're deported to the moon for your clear support of an otherworldly being (Lyra Heartstrings) usurping the government. You don't get to enjoy the election results. 

 

 

I wish the new Star Wars game wasn't terrible in every conceivable way. 

[jnormaldude]

Granted, but in order to buy the game...you have to watch the Holiday Special.

 

I wish that my boyfriend's house was closer to mine, and he doesn't die, and he isn't Republican, and he and I never break up...and that my uncle becomes senator of Illinois. Oh, and that also I don't get sent to the moon for supporting an other worldy figure.
Oh, and I would like Adam Sandler to lose popularity. Not instantly...but more over a period of time.

Finally...I want me and my boyfriend to be invincible forever.

...
Oh, one more thing, for bullets to cost for than at least 700 dollars.

Singal bullets, that is

[ShatteredCrown]

Granted but you're boyfriend is under house arrest, he turns to a fascist, he will become obsessive of you, your uncle will only be senator for a day, you will risk being sent to the sun instead, Adam Sandler will lose popularity but also gain more money, you and you're boyfriend will have to sacrifice people to prevent death, and bullets are reusable.

I wish for true love.

[jnormaldude]

Granted.
Your true love is Twist.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[ShatteredCrown]

(Don't you think twist is a tad bit too young, I did say true love :b.)

Granted but you're wish is something disastrous.

I wish for all the respect in the world.

[jnormaldude]

Granted.
Now aliens are attacking us.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church didn't exist

[Rosewind]

Granted.

Now aliens are attacking us.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church didn't exist

 

You're really pushing it. Please take political discussion here. 

[jnormaldude]

Fine, I won't do that then.

I wish that Patrick Stump was what I bargained for.

[ParrySlice]

You bargained for him alright and it turns out he's not famous anymore...

 

I wish Donald Trump was Donald Duck.

 

 

 

 

[RainbowDaringDash]

REVIVAL 

 

Granted, he is now Donald Duck with all Donald Trumps personality and hair

 

I wish for this to be revived.

[DreamySunday]

Granted but now it's full of shit posting.

 

i with you stayed longer.

[SymphonicFire]

(Same tbh)

 

Granted! But now you no longer hang around Canterlot. 

 

I wished I'll be reincarnated into the Pokemon universe and become a Pokemon trainer! Yeah!

[RainbowDaringDash]

(Its always full of shit posting anyway XD)

 

Granted, you become that trainer who can't win any battles no matter how hard you try

 

I wish that halo was on PS4

[Linkhopper]

Granted, but it's a terrible port that only runs at 23 FPS, and in the distance you can hear the sony CEO cackling like a witch.

 

 

I wish that I had the ability to do a standing backflip.

[DreamySunday]

Granted but you forget how to stand.

 

I wish these wishes came true.

[Linkhopper]

Granted, but now reality is false.

 

 

Honestly? I just wish for a Mars bar.

[KaityKat]

*poof* an old, moldy Mars Bar pops into your hand. It is covered in lint, dirt and a plethera of unknowns.

 

I wish I had a billion dollars in my bank account.

[DreamySunday]

Granted your account is now permanently frozen due to a suspicious amount of funds being transferred to your account. The police have been notified.

 

I wish I was a real person.

[szalhi]

Granted. Now you're a slave to society.

 

I wish I could get up and actually do something.