Make a wish only to have it horribly corrupted

[RainbowDaringDash]

I wish my last wish was fuffiled that the next persons wish would be to get a chocolate cake

Granted, but isntead of going extinct they all turnign into their pony alts

[CanvasMayHogany]

-granted but I just ate so I don't want any cake-

I wish for a bigger stomach and pants

[PinkamenaThePie]

-granted but I just ate so I don't want any cake-

I wish for a bigger stomach and pants

You get a bigger stomach but only cuz you are pregnant, so you will have to go thru painful birth pains.

I wish the world wasn't so dang cold.

[CanvasMayHogany]

-granted but you just sped up global warming and completely melted Antarctica, you monster-

I wish that I wasnt pregnant

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, you are now no longer pregnant, instead your stuck eating a monster cake with a full stomach

I wish for a MASSIVE PILE OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gamse

[CanvasMayHogany]

-granted but how will you play those games without a TV?-

I wish Jesus was born earlier so Christmas wasnt so far away!

[DreamySunday]

Granted but now know one knows who Jesus is so there is no Christmas.

I wish I remembered how to spell fett. I mean frrt I mean Feel I mean. Oh never mind

[CanvasMayHogany]

granteed but now no one else can spell it-

i wish for a wish

[FluffKinz]

~You now have a wish, but it will never be granted~

I wish to see the future!

[DreamySunday]

Granted but you can't Smell, hear, taste, feel or any other of the senses the future.

I wish I wasn't a giant shark.

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, your now a giant slug

I wish all these COD PLAYERS would leave TC's Ghost recon Future soldier and go back to their own Just shoot game, or learn how to play team games like Future soldier

[CanvasMayHogany]

Granted but you have been banned from the game are not allowed within ten feet of it

I wish for straight hair instead of the curly black mop atop my head

[FluffKinz]

~Granted but your hair is now very long and and is never going to be cut short. And the worst part is that it tries to kill you.. XD~

I wish... to have a huge increase on my intellegence and skill on all things!

[moonshineTheleocat]

GRANTED!~ But I'm afraid your skull is to small for your super ginormous brain. Your skull explodes open, effectively killing you. Autopsy results think's it's caused by a tumor.

I wish I was a pony.

[DreamySunday]

Granted you now know everything. But now that you know everything, nothing excites you. Everything is absolutely boring.

(NINJA'd!)

Granted but you're forever stuck in a stable.

I wish I had unsuper powers.

[CanvasMayHogany]

granted but now your so boring nobody wants to be around you

I wish my hair didnt try to kill me

[RainbowDaringDash]

ggranted, now it trys to eat you

I wish for ze WISH OF LENGEND..... which is to have breakfast

[Hawkeye12]

Granted... but you are forced to skip lunch!

I wish I had more time to sit on the computer and do nothing

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, but now you have no time to do anything else

I wish for help with pixel art in MC

[Sethore]

-granted, but he does it very badly-

I wish i wasn't a psycho Pyromaniac...

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, your now a psycho CRYOMnaic

I wish FOR THE POWER TO

BakecupcakesthespeedofPINKIEPIE

[Sethore]

-granted, you bake pinkiepie into a cupcake and it takes the same amount of time as your normal cupcakes-

I wish Mosquitos all the sudden, die

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, they now die, but due to a allergic reaction to them dying you need to have to eat them to survive, all other food is now unedable (PAYBACK)

I wish for my last with to be undone, adn replaced with the wish of baking a cupcake out of MINTS

[Noedig]

Granted, they tasted way too leafy.

I wish for something really nice, like a new car, then get it corrupted by someone granting the wish.

[RainbowDaringDash]

Granted, the car is alive adn refuses to move for you, Even when you offer the car diamonds and fuel, it refuses to move.

I wish for.......... A boxa donuts im snack ache...