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[Angie Cakes]

WUTZ REALLY GOOD

[Noedig]

Humorous Villefort, I'm no deity. I'm just deranged.

*makes a signal for Summerfall to fire the first ballista*

At least what I've done so far is still smouldering. And did I destroy the tea set? I wasn't aware.

*watches as the giant flaming cake smashes into the ground and spreads in a wide pool of torched icing*

So you're saying Fawkes lied?

I'm still on no one's side.

[Fawkes]

NUFFIN MUCH, NUCKAAAAAAA!!!

[Fawkes]

WUTZ REALLY GOOD

...oh.. oh wow!

I REALLY wouldn't have expected that from you, Angie! :'D

That definitely warrants a Like~

[Imagination]

I like'd it :3

[Fawkes]

So you're saying Fawkes lied?

I'm still on no one's side.

Nah.

She did destroy it.

She destroyed everything.

She's mean like that.

*points over to a pile of shattered, smouldering tea cups and pots and saucers*

*on top of the pile of debris sits a note reading, "ARIA WUZ HEAR! I HAT ALL OF U!"*

See?

She's just trying to manipulate you :I

[Noedig]

Nice avatar, Imagination!

[Noedig]

Nah.

She did destroy it.

She destroyed everything.

She's mean like that.

*points over to a pile of shattered, smouldering tea cups and pots and saucers*

*on top of the pile of debris sits a note reading, "ARIA WUZ HEAR! I HAT ALL OF U!"*

See?

She's just trying to manipulate you :I

DNA scans says she didn't do it, but a ghost did. :l

[Davroth]

*floats about*

Isn't Frosty a ghost? :I

[Fawkes]

Aria is HALF ghost.

On her Mother's side.

Didn't you know that? :'I

[Bronies For Life]

Aria, Aria, Aria...

I asked you to stop.

And you didn't.

I'm sorry, Aria... He made me...

*fired the Orbital Friendship Bombardment at Aria's encampment*

[Solaria]

My unfortunate heritage and inability to spell legibly has haunted me for years.

*launches a giant flaming parfait into the Forest*

[Davroth]

*flame shields the entire forest from the orbital laser*

...really? Orbital lasers again, Noah? Is that the way false gods fight nowadays?

[Bronies For Life]

...really? Orbital lasers again, Noah? Is that the way false gods fight nowadays?

In case you haven't noticed, I have no army of madmen, or in my case, sane men, to fight for me.

[Solaria]

*stares upward at the deadly rainbows splashing in ripples overhead*

It's alright Noah. Your alliance binds you to him.

*launches all of the ballistae, covering huge areas in flaming sweets*

[Davroth]

In case you haven't noticed, I have no army of madmen, or in my case, sane men, to fight for me.

*flickers in the air, blue fire circling around him*

Afraid to get your hooves dirty, delusional god?

[Bronies For Life]

Afraid to get your hooves dirty, delusional god?

I am afraid of nothing. I am just smart.

[Davroth]

I am afraid of nothing. I am just smart.

You surprise me, Noah. Shouldn't a deity of order value honor? I can't quite see what could be considered honorable about a bombardment.

[Noedig]

Aria is HALF ghost.

On her Mother's side.

Didn't you know that? :'I

Again, it says its ghost, not half-ghost.

And no DNA scans of Frosty.

[Noedig]

I'm pretty sure Casper did it, he must hate tea a lot.

What what gave him that motivation?

I wonder.

[SilverSwirl]

Well, I am half-floating hat.

*starts floating in the air*

[Conor Colton]

*Comes back from a long, relaxing bath*

Ah...rain clouds shaped like a bath tub, heated by the sun...

Nothing beats it

[MicroChip]

How? How could I have gone my life and never seen an episode of Animaniacs before now. It's a spitting image of me and my two siblings.

I just found gold that I should have known about for years.

[Volt]

*Observes the whole scene, resting upon his beloved sword*

*Sighs, and snaps fingers, making most part of flames in Forest extinguish*

*Shakes his head with disapproval at orbital bombardment*

Just what are you trying to achieve, both sides? Bring down the total annihilation of this once peaceful land for your own amusement and fulfillment for greed?

WUTZ GOOOOOOD PONIES

Imagiii...!

It's cruel I now have to wait like 4-7 days ;.;

[Fawkes]

Just what are you trying to achieve, both sides? Bring down the total annihilation of this once peaceful land for your own amusement and fulfillment for greed?

*whispers*

You're just gettin' that now...? :I

BUT HEY.

Hey hey hey hey.

I haven't ordered the destruction of ANYTHING.

There's only ONE pony in this... smouldering field that was once a forest... who's destroying everything :I