Last post wins

[Davroth]

Aren't we all.

[MicroChip]

Excuse me while I check that the past several years have actually happened.

'Cause everything is starting to feel like way back when for some reason.

[SilverSwirl]

Aria, it has been a Goomba's age since I last saw you! 

[Solaria]

Same for most people, t'would seem. I was gone for quite a while.

[SilverSwirl]

But then again. I vanished for a while myself.

[DreamySunday]

Oh no~ Dreamy is back in the thread!

[CatCakey]

I was gone for 3 years

[Nasty]

Somehow, against all odds, I'm twenty

[Solaria]

As in, it's your birthday? Well congratulations on beating the odds for approximately 7,305 days.

[Davroth]

1 hour ago, NastyMann said:

Somehow, against all odds, I'm twenty

 

 

[Angie Cakes]

CONFESSION: I think I really under appreciated Penby all these years

[SilverSwirl]

The pegasus yawns and then focuses briefly as the yarn throne of old returns to being. "It has been too long since I sat upon this."

[puzzlebeat]

Here! Have a button!

 

[MicroChip]

Well I guess I have no choice but to push it!

[SilverSwirl]

There was a rippling wind as he sat upon the throne of yarn. 

[MicroChip]

The button continues to be pushed. The presser blissfully unaware of anything dramatic happening. Only the pure mindless entertainment of the button.

[Angie Cakes]

you know what we need

some long term competition

some scandals

some bribery

 

I have here with me, on my person, a real genuine Canadian 35 buckaroonos in my bank account

and a paypal

page 2200 is close enough that I can see it with my long distance telescope

the last post on page 2200 is post 55000

some fellas around here can confirm that I am not above throwing around money if it gets me what I want

and right now I want content

 

fight and I will pay you

[puzzlebeat]

... wait really?

[Angie Cakes]

well I just mailed fawkes like $100 worth of stuff a few weeks ago. I'm no stranger to giving things to strangers

[Fawkes]

*a symphony of branches snapping, cracking, and snacking fills the air*

*it grows louder*

*LOUDER STILL*

*WOW IT REALLY IS PRETTY LOUD YO*

*IT SEEMS TO CARRY ON FOR REALLY MUCH LONGER THAN IT SHOULD TOO*

*finally with a great thud the Fawkesequus completes his descent from the top of the nearest WoahWayTooTallYo oak tree*

*he remembers he forgot to scream on the way down and so writes a small note reminding himself to schedule a time to conduct said scream*

Ahem :I

*nonchalantly struts on over to his big, beautiful throne with all the swagger of a creature who just joyfully plummeted to the earth*

 

 

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Thala, team Valor is fun and feel good about themselves (as in hook, line, and sinker)

 

Team Mystic is key to purposefully irrational and dumb dirt like literal degenerates

 

 

FIXED THAT FOR YA NASTY.

No need to thank me~

 

 

On 7/24/2016 at 9:38 AM, NastyMann said:

Interesting fact, somebody tried to kidnap me in a white full-on creepvan with a fake business sign and everything yesterday evening when I was leaving work--that's basically IRL team rocket right? 

 

 

Pffh.

Pffffh.

And a THIRD pffffffffh even!

I thought you said Mystics are supposed to be the smart ones?

Just look at all that next level Valor tactical strategy and ingenuity and frontline battlefield skill!

And you didn't even check to see if he didn't have any super mega rare Pokums in there!? D:<

WHERE DO YOU FIND MEWTWO IN THE GAMES, NASTY?

WHERE DO YOU FIND HIM?

In a CAVE.

A deep, dark, scary cave of secrets and horrible monsters.

AND THAT VALOR VAN YOU SO QUICKLY RAN AWAY FROM?

Dark?

Check.

Scary?

Check.

Horrible monster inside?

CHECK.

What you passed up on wasn't a Pedovan.

It was the fabled Nintendo Sponsored Pokemon Go Mobile Cave of Secrets and Wonders, home of Mew + (4-2) himself.

Good job, Mystic.

 

 

On 7/25/2016 at 5:01 AM, DreamySunday said:

(Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!)

Uchikomu no wa!

All right now All right now All right now

Hokori no Bullet!

JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!

Break you down Break you down Break you down

Kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon Stand Proud!

 

The forbidden words have been spoken.

The 2nd trumpet blares in the distance.

The Beta Chain has been shattered and shall never be repaired.

Somewhere a God weeps but no tears come.

Welcome Home, Dreamy~ :'I

 

On 7/25/2016 at 0:19 PM, puzzlebeat said:

I know. I'm in the future as well. Also team instinct rules.

 

 

Goodness, fresh blood left and right!

How doubly deliciously delightful.

Welcome Home, puzzlebeat~

 

 

On 7/29/2016 at 4:11 PM, SilverSwirl said:

 

 

 

My dear, sweet sterling colored whirl!

I knew you would return to us one day!

It was prophesied ages ago in the Deep Tomes of Frightening Foundation!

*turns his back, pulls out a cocktail napkin and quickly scribbles on it with a crayon: "siverswil will bo back maybe"*

*SPINS BACK AROUND AND HOLDS IT HIGH FOR ALL TO SEE*

SEE!

The Deep Tomes never lie!

Welcome BACK home, dear one~

 

 

On 7/30/2016 at 3:47 AM, Amerneth said:

What is this nonsense. I knew chaos never truly dies, but I thought I had at least two more lifetimes before I went mad again.

 

 

Oh how the crawling, creeping, clawing bits of wordless writhing monstrosity in the shadows behind our eyes eat away at our tender grey matter, stealing what we only foolishly imagined to be ours, even while the neon dripping fairylights and jewel-eyed rockinghorses dance around our heads, singing their moronically merry songs and playing poker with our past, present, and future.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT, ARIA, GOSH JEEZ! >:I

See.

See.

Everyone see?

These Princesses, mang, I tell ya.

Sunflower Princess?

Sun Princess?

S Princess?

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

They leave for a couple days and they forget all about the clawing eye abominations and the babbling thieving rockinghorse people and EVERYTHING.

Best thing I ever did around here was to put an end to the ruling princess class!

AND YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! >:I

*HUFF*

But welcome back home as well, dear Princess~

 

 

On 7/30/2016 at 6:01 AM, Wildtalon said:

And stop with this nonsense about your game Nasty! It's gone. Kaput!

 

 

Oh I'm afraid that isn't true at all, my dearest little mewl machine.

Quite the contrary.

Nasty now holds the high and prestigious Royal Office of Real Bad Boy Number One!

Which, as I'm sure you know... gives him access to the full power, personnel, and resources afforded to such a noble position.

In other words, Nasty's nasty game(s) is far from over~

If he so desires that is.

BUT HE HAD BETTER DESIRE. OR... OR ELSE I'D HAFTA DEMOTE HIM TO 'SOMEWHAT RUDE BOY NUMBER TWO!' >:I

 

 

8 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

CONFESSION: I think I really under appreciated Penby all these years

 

 

Unfortunately, such is the life of a crawling, creeping, clawing bit of wordless writhing monstrosity from the shadows behind our eyes who eats away at our tender grey matter, stealing what we only foolishly imagined to be ours :\

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO ARIA AT LEAST.

Jeez Aria, so insensitive, like wow! >:I

 

 

6 hours ago, SilverSwirl said:

There was a rippling wind as he sat upon the throne of yarn. 

 

 

...didn't I have that thing burnt?

Burnt and buried?

Burnt, buried, and butchered a bunch by a Brooklyn born bombardier? >:I

*puts a pair of tiny lense-less spectacles on the end of his snout*

*checks his schedule book*

Ah, okay, I see the error now.

I misspelled the reminder note I left for myself :I

*the note under Silverswirl's name incorrectly reads: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH!"*

*erases the misspelled part and changes it to read: " AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH AHH!

 

 

3 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

you know what we need

some long term competition

some scandals

some bribery

 

I have here with me, on my person, a real genuine Canadian 35 buckaroonos in my bank account

and a paypal

page 2200 is close enough that I can see it with my long distance telescope

the last post on page 2200 is post 55000

some fellas around here can confirm that I am not above throwing around money if it gets me what I want

and right now I want content

 

fight and I will pay you

 

 

Are you proposing a jolly old race for post 55,000?

Oh Angie.

If you really wanted to give me 35 Maple Leaves in ADDITION to all the other wondrous things you've given me, you really should just do so outright!

It's really ever so cruel to get these dear children's hopes up on attaining a post which they simply won't ever be able to win!~ :3

[AlextheAngel]

Ahem.

Sup.

Apparently a lot happened in my hiatus.

+1 Angel Points for leaping in the middle of a conversation I know nothing about.

[Angie Cakes]

fedora tipper you've just entered yourself into a contest for THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS that's what ya missed

[Angie Cakes]

though I'd rather give my moolah to the undeserving fawkesquus stealer of post numbers than to a fedorned head

[Fawkes]

*kicks his feet up over the armrest of his throne*

*nonchalantly examines his nails in the moonlight cuz he's just too cool*

And wouldja lookit that!

Still 69 pages to go and I've already gone and earned myself another shiiiiiiiny new title.

That's MISTER Undeserving Fawkesequus, Stealer of Post Numbers, if you would be so kind, Angie~

*blows on his nails as he examines them cuz that's what you do when you're WAY too cool*

Tooooooo easy~ >:3

[Angie Cakes]

what are you doing awake at 4:16 in the am underserving fawkesequus stealer of post numbers don't you have some sleep to be sleeping on. sleep to be doing. numbers that you don't deserve to be not taking.