Superpowers

[MidnightBlackhorn]

double jumping isnt useful IRL

Lies and slander. If you can double jump, you can

1. Save yourself from dying even though you jumped off of something huge
   
2. Get to places normal people can't reach
   
3. Do amazing parkour
   
4. Have the world's greatest scout cosplay
   

Anyways read 1000 WPM

The power to turn invisible/visable at will, or to walk throgh walls

[Linkhopper]

Invisible.

The power to go so fast it slows down time, or paralyze people at will.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Paralyze people. That'd be funny

Recolor anything you want, or have a magical bat you can beat people to death with

[Linkhopper]

The bat of course!

The power to escape any situation, or be able to do INFINITE backflips

[TheInvisiblePony]

Oh dear, that is a tough one... *strokes non-existent goatee thoughtfully*

I'd say escape any situation, so I could make a fortune as the next Houdini. Only, you know, without the whole punched-by-a-fan thing eventually leading to my death.

Would you rather become immortal at an age of your choosing and never extend life beyond that age, or would you prefer to be able to physically, but not mentally, revert back to a 10 year old at any time you saw fit (with an unlimited number of restarts)

[GreenshotApple]

Immortal at any age of my choosing

Ability to Steal powers or ability to heal?

[TheInvisiblePony]

Healing, because if I make a fortune off of insurance money and not face the obvious consequences that would go with that.

The ability to be both irish, a doctor, and a ninja

OR

The ability to be an ace shot with six shooter, an epic mustache, and own a pet velociraptor.

[Linkhopper]

The one with the dinosaur.

The power to get powers by injecting things into your arm though needles, or the power to control people with the phrase "would you kindly"

[GreenshotApple]

Powers by injecting, I have no fear in needles as I'm a plasma donor.

Power over animals or ability to become any animal?

[Linkhopper]

Power over animals.

Power to shoot electricity from your hands or shoot bees from your hands

[MidnightBlackhorn]

The one with the dinosaur.

The power to get powers by injecting things into your arm though needles, or the power to control people with the phrase "would you kindly"

Bioshock

[Ciraxis]

Electricity of course. No more dead batteries!

The power to be badass (whenever and wherever) or the power to actually win (over whatever and whenever)?

[Linkhopper]

Win.

The power to teleport or freeze people

[weesh]

The ability to do something constructive or destructive? Teleport please.

The power to see the future widely/vaguely, or to see the future narrowly/specifically?

[korok132]

Narrowly/Specifically implies that the future I see is not the only one possible. I'd rather see all paths hazily before me than only one potentially wrong one.

Ultimate one-shot attack that can destroy anything, period, but is very physically taxing (potentially lethal to the physically weak) or infinitely spammable but very weak attack?

[Linkhopper]

One shot attack.

The power to enrage people, or cause a sonic boom?

[abc]

Definitely the sonic boom, I would level mountains just for kicks.

The power of telekinesis or the power of mind reading?

[Linkhopper]

Telekinesis

The power to distract anyone or shoot icicles out of your palm

[lordbrony]

shoot icicles

The power not to need sleep, or to not eat

[abc]

Not to sleep

The power of turn into ANYTHING or the power to bring anything to life.

[weesh]

Turn into anything, that sounds like fun, rather than creepy.

The power to ready anything super fast, or the power to read anything with 100% comprehension?

[GreenshotApple]

Read really fast.

Ability to fly or ability to glide

[Linkhopper]

Glide.

The power to make anyone insane, or cure insanity?

[TheInvisiblePony]

The former because if everyone's insane, no one is.

The ability to have the ability to control fire, ice, and lightning but have multiple personality disorder so a different persona takes over a different element, or the power to have common sense so great it should be called uncommon sense, because nobody would have common sense that great?

[Linkhopper]

The one with the lightning.

The power to make someone tell their secrets, or make it so know one will ever know about your secrets.