ShadowMage Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 While talking to Armony, I had an idea. It runs parallel to the "Chuck Norris" meme. But instead Pinkie Pie.I propose we list all the things Pinkie Pie CAN do that defy reason, logic, and the petty rules of reality and laws of physics.Bonus points if you come up with your own fantastically fun and fabulous f-alliteration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowMage Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Ponderous Pinkie Pie Possibility #1: Pinkie Pie can have the HD version of that day's episode for everyone to see in glorious 1080p(ony).... 5 minutes after the credits roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgoroth Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 ....Or, you know, she already IS in 1080p since, you know, she was there when it was "filmed". XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 There is no such thing as fate. There is only Pinkie Pie.The original brand name and toy line, "My Little Pinkie", was scrapped when giggling focus group attendees started filling up the local asylums.It's Pink to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time it's Pinkie! Pinkie pinkie Pinkie pinkie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox64x Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 There are no laws of physics, there are just certain things Pinkie Pie doesn't want you to do.The fourth wall has a door, and Pinkie is the only one with the key.the only thing Pinkie can't do is abide by your expectations of her abilities.I'll do more after i've thought a bit.EDIT: We do need a stock image to put all these one, yknow... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 The fourth wall has a door, and Pinkie is the only one with the key.Nice.When Pandora opened the box, Pinkie was the only thing inside. Did you know that P!nk once met Pinkie? Afterwards, she wrote to focus on something that made more sense.When Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods, they actually found two houses. The old woman's and Pinkie's. They made the right choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox64x Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Pinkie makes Chuck Norris laugh. Chuck Norris wanted some more entertainment in his life... so he spawned Pinkie Pie from his soul to entertain him. she was stronger than he thought, but he didn't mind. (long long winded... Trying to think of a better way to say it...)There are no Aliens, Pinkie Pie just keeps throwing pie tins into our universe... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMaxwell Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Nuh-uh. Pinkie Pie created chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Pinkie's knot is still unsolved. Out of fear of what the prize will be. Chuck Norris can break a Pinkie Promise. But only once.(long long winded... Trying to think of a better way to say it...)When Chuck Norris' got tired of using roundhouse kicks to solve his problems, he created Pinkie Pie. ORChuck Norris created entertainment. And after Pinkie was finished, he made books, movies, sports and music.Pinkie makes Chuck Norris laugh. My favorite so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chonico Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 When Pinkie Pie grabs a raisin cookie by mistake... she bites into a chocolate chip cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittlePonyTales Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 EDIT: We do need a stock image to put all these one, yknow...Moving to Brony Chatter, also suggestions for base image: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox64x Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Moving to Brony Chatter, also suggestions for base image:I like the chanclier one for this, the second one's already in use with another meme, and the first... looks like she high to be honest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconofChaos Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Pinkie doesn't have Pinkie Sense. She makes weird predictions based on her twitches, and the universe simply warps itself to accomodate her, because it doesn't want to prove her wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox64x Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Pinkie doesn't have Pinkie Sense. She makes weird predictions based on her twitches, and the universe simply warps itself to accomodate her, because it doesn't want to prove her wrong.Aha! Nice, although it needs to be shortened a bit. short and simple are usually best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Pinkie can believe it's not butter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconofChaos Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Aha! Nice, although it needs to be shortened a bit. short and simple are usually best.Alright, how about...Pinkie Sense isn't real. The universe is just too afraid to prove Pinkie's predictions wrong.Pinkie can believe it's not butter.Ahaha! Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowMage Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Pinkie Pie doesn't simply walk into Mordor. She skips.Pinkie Pie didn't need 12 parsecs to make the Kessel run. She doesn't even know what a Kessel is! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginger Mint Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 hi hiPinkie Pie knows all the digits in πPinkie Pie can have her cake and eat it too.Pinkie Pie didn't really forget her birthday, she has always existed, sometimes she just forgets which story she tells who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirShadowdeath Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Pinkie Pie requires additional pylons to build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevofthesands Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Pinkie Pie requires additional pylons to build.Pinkie Pie invented the Zergling rushalso...Pinkie Pie created math in tribute to that we gave her name to infinity pi :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkleheart Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Pinkie Pie actually has severe diabetes, but it just can't bring itself to do anything that might make her sad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Pinkie Pie doesn't simply walk into Mordor. She skips.New Favorite! , no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I feel for you, you, youExcept Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox64x Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Pinkie Pie doesn't simply walk into Mordor. She skips.She hops, skips, AND jumps into mordor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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