Parker_Izing

When that airship plummeted on them... Oh the Humanity... Who promoted Derpy as the Captain?

Reading over (Cannot stand to read fics in computer, should need to get it in my kindle) Quite good. Seem's I'm not the only cranky being when deprived on sleep.

For science! That feels kinda alike old news (a draw using Leonardo's body proportions was used) Things that whe know: I'l need to duck to meet Celestia to the eyes, yep, she's small to be a horse, also could not ride her, I would double her weight (and am liberaly over the average stature) The little ponies, are little. Luna feels the only average to RL Pony size (And Fleur de Lis) No pony ride Luna either, much less while hugging her neck and baby talking "I wub my wittle woona"

Sounds good, at first she could go with Scratch 'for a time' she could be Pinkie and ruin Scratch's performance on Canterlot... It's a really good scenario and my mind produces jokes by the scores, but it's your work, make it a good you as you can an would be good.

How is that?

Through you were parking a truck...

This whole piece came at one time, the further I wrote the more ideas I had, for jokes, jor whole plot twists, if those subplots are not developed, would remain as Red Herrings. I'l wellcome proofreaders before airing it on fimfiction (Where I was dared to write a non-cloppy fic with SPA ponies) Bubbles in the tub. (Edited some pace bumps I noticed) A SPA ponies fic with no clop Ponyville, early evening, 60º F, clean skies, weather, fair, but with chance of ra.... Ok Ok, start with it. Behind the doors of a certain establishment, we find a nice Ikea style decorated waiting room, between some stock posters picturing cats on crazy set-ups, there's a small counter. Behind, we see a pink mare with blue mane with a somewhat dated style white mane band, she whore too a same-style necklace, with a small oval gem. She was obviously busy with a pencil on her mouth filling out some establishment's forms, the 'medicinal Dr. Clobputt's mud' have quite the deal for SPA establishments. And now, the Doctor's mud reaches Ponyville for first time! The Pony, under ecstatic-like revelation, canters towards the private area where her sister, Lotus currently should be plastering some raisin monster... "Sis, sis, look at zis brochure of Doctor's mud!" Aloestrolled giggling up an down like another certain pink pony... with joy-joy eyes to full fill the 'filly at a toy store' look. "Doctor who?" -Some brown stallion opens slightly a sauna door with ringing ears, after realizing nopony looks for him he just closes back "Whiny Mares, cannot live with them..." The Pegasus Mare with him snorts at the comment. "Dr. Clobputt's mud! Medicinal novelty of the century" Told Aloe to her sister. Lotus put that 'Don't quite follow you' face "Dr. ClopBu..." "Clobputt! Get your mind out of ze gütter!" -Lotus giggled, turning away her head of her sister's ironic remark. (while thinking on Aloe's roll on hay with the whole Stalliongrad's Dancing Chorus) "Just teasing you sis. I suppose you want to talk about order that putt mud..." Aloe glares with beady eyes a wild 'squee' appears. "Order for 200 bits" Lotus surrenders. Aloe explodes. "Oh yes,yes,yes! Ze bestest sizter in der welt!" Hopping happily she leaves the private bath, the wooden door swings after her before closing. Lotus gets back to work, removing the Cucumber slices from a patron's eyes, a certain white unicorn. -"And there, looks like those impending wrinkles are gone" "AGGGGG! My eyes what you done? Cannot open them, I'm blind!" *Giggle* "Technically not, your eyes still work, your pristine smooth eyelids that now won't fold are the problem" Rarity somehow guides herself towards the Spa attendant, choking her with her forehooves. "Technically my plot! now fix this before I show what's 'smoothing a pony'" Lotus with a hoof grabs the dirty towel vase and repeatedly uses it to beat the alabaster unicorn's noggin. Back at reception, Aloe is filling the order form when she hears a series of dry blows followed with a noise of earth ware breaking to pieces. "Girls! Cut it up before I call ze guards!" -o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Act 2------------------------------------------------------------ The entrance door opens with a bell sound, a weird Stallion walks in, a sight to behold, an average pony frame holding about five times more of the healthy amount of muscle, blonde tail, and really short mane, small creepy red eyes, and a towel over him with the "BedLam Motel" logo emblazoned, far of a lady Rarity's works. Aloe blinks a couple of times, putting a business grin "Hello, eh... Sir! Wellcome to Ponyville SPA... Can I serve you in any way?" The muscled pony slowly approaches the counter, when he reaches almost tongue distance to Aloe's muzzle he wisper "Erm, yeah, mare, I got a dire problem requiring competent attention" Aloe blinks again, "Not sure to fully understand you sir..." "Rage, Roid Rage, look, I got this problem I expect to be treated silently..." -"Silently?" "Yes, we got anyplace discrete to talk and treat my... Injury?" Aloe exits from counter and hints Roid ro follow her, they enter to an unoccupied private room. Roid still feels uneasy, noting that Aloe opens the steam spigot, the loud hiss muting their speech. "Well Mr Rage, what's the issue?" - "What? Tissue? I din't quite understand you with that whistling" Aloe, getting quite annoyed, closes the steam. "Now you hear me!? -Whats your issue?" "Geez, not schriek, I'm not deaf!" "Look, the other day I got exposed to Poison Joke, and..." He removes his towel, the small 'Do not steal' lavel visible for a moment, and, two diminutive wings, more belonging to a chicken than to a grown stallion (or any pegasus). The stump like appendixes bobbing slightly, completing a creepypasta worth spectacle of bizarre. Aloe tries hard to not laught, and put her most professional mug "Aw! Mr Rage... Can call you Roid? I understand how important is for stallions the size... of wings... pegasus stallions... wang, I mean wing, not wanted to say wing-wang! You like big wangs! Wings..." Beet faced embarrased, Roid idly grinded a forehoof on floor, watching at it quite absently... "Look miss, I'm understanding this situation is, hard, I mean tought, to both, so I release you of talking anymore" Aloe quickly sprung "Aww, I'm soo sorry Wang... Roid... You're Roid, big and strong Rod...Roid! Feeling better?" "Hardly..." "Well, your case is not isolate, we got the means to heal you, in no time you gonna be beating pegasi into pulp in Cloudsdale!" "Why everypony thinks that from me? I'm just myself." While Roid was moping on his monologue, Aloe, set up the bath. "There, it just need to heat, last we want is cold shrinking those things even more..." -"Very smooth Aloe..." "Aw! Sorry sorry sorry" *hugs Roid trying to cover her last gaffe* "Anyways, I appreciate it, never liked too cold baths, uhmm Yeah!" Roid enters the tub, flapping his wings to try to balance himself. "There! now just relax and let the bath make it's work" Said aloe from the door, while watching at the tub and the bubbles rising. "I'l be back in 10 minutes" *Thinks: I did turn on the bubbles?* Ran a fast spell check...

Should be faster if I point what I dislike... Hispanic/Latin anything Rap/House Raeggae or how whatever is wroten Yep, thats all I hate, really was quick... Too quick, gonna explain myself what I like: Folk music til' 50's. Edwardian era music. (beggining of XX Century) Analog and early Digital Synthesizer music 70's 80's Opera Renaissance age/inspiration Music Disco Music ZZ Top Michael Jackson Unless boiled cabbage, I like everything of our cultural Casserole...

That when you're in a biohazzard enviroment (septic tank) using your mouth to breathe is good only for so long, as the taste of offending substances could build up on the tongue (so tasting horseapples instead of whiffing them) From now on I'l keep a mint candy on my pocket

Now I have a 310, good for me, even if it guzzles batteries (hah, fixed that with NiMh's having a charged set as spare) I had a Logitech Trackball (In fact did got two) first back in 1992, junked it for unusability issues (really, gunk got in all the time) and then... disasembly time! Had a switchblade to pry the plastic apart and clean it. But at least included 2 balls... On 2002 bought another one, flashy, wireless, 5 buttons, optic, a nice big Spheric round ball belonging to a red light district shop... Same annoyance, gunk now got stuck between the IR window and the ball (aside 3 metalic rollers) making the user experience miserable... And the enamel of the ball could crack in a fall to the floor... Leaving a permanent nuisance and making the thing unusable... Better keep clean your desk, at least the mouse area (you could use a mouse pad to make you remember how much you have to keep tidy)

Would ignore it, like I did with Vista and 7, yep, still on XP, and my lappy... 3.1 Snappy speed and usability over fancy any day.

The ones bundled with my iPhone... Who thrown a loaded cat at me? At 28 I admit I already lost a big bit of my audition, nothing would return that, so, the very least I could do, is take profit of the fact that cheap Headphones are enought for me. I want to get some of those hoove-things but just for comfort...

Don't matter eitherway... Why? The somewhat canonification of Cheerilee X Mac didn't stop shipping either of them with anything with a pulse... Case of IgnoCanon? BTW Discord Pie makes so much sense...

Twinkle

I used ebay, "A place in space" ebay store (the same I buy, so more demand = more intention of them of serving the comic) I really just asked, but if you (and others) ask...

Sounds like a sort of explosive used by the Marines... "We blew that bunker using two strips of Pegacorn and a issue fuze box."

I remember back in early 90's a computer game called "Alone in the Dark" then the polygon graphics were state of art, now looks like rubbish, but I still find more scary a boxy poligonal monster than any today's character The house of the dead was a zombie joke PERIOD "The Devil Inside" was a resident evil like 3d shooter that AFAIK was only released bundled in magazines as a freebie, the game actually was quite decent, albeit can not run on XP or upper systems, the whole horror factor relied in A: Ghosts, and B: Derelict Victorian age sceneries. For many people old tech or old appliances could seem scary... I like that sort of appliances, so was a cool 3ds game for me. The game features great music and original characters (heck, a phantom grampa hovering in a la-z-boy with miniguns? awesome)

Business Software Association, world protectors of software, that forum promoted widespread use of pirated games... I was ok as long I was a member... Now my ethics kicked in...

Good, I got 12 brushables, prefer them to blindbags. But that twi looks nice...

like in you opened an old coke bottle?

I got banned for telling the thruth, so I let loose the BSA hound on them