Imagination

[OLD MAN MODE ACTIVATED]

I says a hundrid'n'fifty poker-mans is all ya need! Feh!

So it's time to come clean.

Im actually not awesome. 

April fools :3c

Then, that's when I said-

NEVER forgetting my flu shot again. Sorry if I've been out of commission for a couple days. I blame my own stupidity!

I'll be jumping on what replies are needed of me as soon as I can!

4am and awake this time, but at least my weird cousin isn't plaguing the mancave. Attempted to remedy this by steaming some milk and making hot chocolate. I heard warm milk helps you sleep but regular milk tastes like nonsense when its warm so I added the chocolate. I burned my tongue and I'm not sleepy yet.

Finally beat Sunset Overdrive after buying it last week. Was very happy with it, and for some reason I find myself missing City of Heroes all over again.

Prepare your backside for friendship, you shadowy, shovel-wieldin', shameless, sick, sinister, son of a Siamese salamander.

Sugar peas!!

Hey look, it's that thing I haven't updated in awhile

I have to share with the world that I just found out 'spaghettification' is an actual, in-practice, scientific term.

Sorry to everyone I'm playing expo with! Been away from my computer due to an emergency that ate up most of the day! Will be posting sometime tonight, and no worries, everything's okay! :3

That moment when you find out you're working like a slave and getting paid like one too.

So I says to my wife with one leg, "Peg...?"

So I ordered a top hat and monocle... I really have nothing better to spend my money on?

The circle is now complete. Now I am the master.

And then I discovered... Chocolate Peanut Butter Poptarts. Goodbye, healthy heart. You had a good run.

Hey, who's that guy?

Confucius says: A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted. But Confucius also says: A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired

I'm starting to dislike Sundays all over again :I

Happy Valentine's Day! I love you aaalllll! :3

New Vegas keeps calling to me... But at the same time I've already done everything :I

I wish I wish I was a fish

Here's a question for myself! If Jesus DID have laser fingers, what would he have done with them? I mean, considering the time period and all...?

Aubergine? I think not.

My school needs to bring bacon Tuesdays back. I feel like I'm not getting my healthy dosage per week... Which should be poundage in the double digits.