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Candy Catch-em had eeped as the foal started squirming in her hold, trying to get away. "Oh my! Little Pumpkin is stronger than she looks!" She had to put her sticky wings forward and winghug the foal to help. "Shhh, shhhh, we're going to get you home, sweetie..." Much to her relief, Pony Joe scooped her up and went to get the foal washed up. The sticky mare set her saddlebags by the door and went out into the rain, which was coming down at a good rate, letting her wash off the worst of the stickyness. By the time she was done, the "open" sign was back on and flashing merrily. She squeezed the water out of her mane, tail, and wings and wrapped them in towels from her saddlebags at the door and trotted back in. Candy looked at the foal starting to doze off in a basket and sighed "I'm mostly clean, if a bit damp. We had better keep an eye on her until we go. I dont think she will go as easily as all that.." She suddenly stopped at a thought. "Um, you said she's from Ponyville, right? As small as she is, I'd have to say she was still in her mother when Discord happened..." She hoped that her sudden and very effective bursts of activity didnt mean she had Pinkie Pie levels of silliness in her... Candy looked at the foal again, hoping she would stay in the basket until she was home.

(OOC: oops, the post I was working on yesterday must've got blanked by me when I fell asleep at the keyboard from the medicine for my ankle. redoing...) Snails looked at the poor bunny in shock, dropping the cup of feed. The orange foal shifted his magic to pick up the bunny, his magic working a little better in desperation. He wheeled about and ran toward Cherilee and Zecora. Tears ran down his cheeks as he yelled "Miz Cherilee! Miz Cherilee! Help! This bunny's been hurt!" Snails stopped short as Timid ran by with a flock of chicks chasing him, and ended up near Remington. He set the bunny down on the now-empty feedsack and sat down beside it, careful not to let the bump on it's head touch anything. He hoped somepony would brush the feed off Timid before he runs into somepony...

The unicorn mare smiled as Balance was excited at the prospect of his own wand, and he was sounding nice to spend time with... "Good, i cant wait until this is over, then." Amber looked up from her wand as a laughing unicorn was carried toward her and pointed right at her "I think she is the one, go on, talk to her!" She perked her ears right at the young pony "Talk to me about what? Does somepony have a clue to report about Discord?" Amber pointed the wand at him and it made a squealing sound. Her eyebrow rose as she looked at the unicorn *..Hmmm, either he has had strong exposure to Discord's magic or... no he cant be strong enough to... then again, nopony knows what set Discord off last time either...* she thought. She tapped a hoof on the ground and tried questioning him "Did you see Discord? What did he do to you?"

Hoss and Shanna cheered as they felt the cart lighten. "Woo Hoo!" "You got it, Miss LaMare!" The twins lifted off as easily as it if was Granny Smith behind them. Lightning Horn raised his hooves "This is Amazing!!" Meanwhile, Flim sighed and nodded to his brother as he ate his HLT "Yes Dear Brother of mine. Meeting predators is definitely not fine..." Madam Bistro smirked at them "I thought you would see it my way...."

Snails got his badge and came in, he found a good spot near the door to keep looking at the line. He was as wired as if he had eaten one of "Pinkie Pies Super-Sugar Shoo-fly pies" and bounced up and down on his hooves. Snails realized he had found himself in a smaller line before he knew it, meeting the biggest Darie fan of all, Pathfinder! That was her he had seen exiting the tent! And she had heard him geeking over her costume earlier and she ruffled his mane!! He giggled and blushed a bright red, his wooden con badge shining proudly with it's blue dot sticker signifying he was underage for some events. "Thank ya, Ma'am!" His blush deepened and he turned aside in a gentlemanly way as the mare greeted the Princess Coruscate Veil he had also admired earlier, in a very... enthusiastic way. Snails took that moment to get back to the main door and watch for Snips. His eyes widened as he saw a rainbow mane way back in line "No wayyyyy! Rainbow Dash is coming here too?! BEST! CON! EVER!" Snails did a happy dance, standing on his back hooves from sheer joy! (ooc; oops, forgot a question...) Snails stopped dancing and turned back toward Pathfinder. He answered cheerfully "My fae-o-rites are Daring Do and th' Griffon's Goblet, Daring Do and th' Gardens of Equestria, Daring Do an' th' Mystery of Deadly Bog... Oh an' Daring Do and th' secrets of th' Forgotten Kingdom! Ah hope ta' get "Synergy of the Saxon Staff" here at th' convention." (Anypony lacking title ideas can look here )

The bare-lipped half of the twin unicorn con-pony tag-team, Flim, tipped his straw hat back as he hopped off the SSCS6K and started to dance. "Oh I quite agree, Dear brother of mine, You see.. Oh, We've got Opp-or-tun-i-tee, The next generation of Go-Lucky to see, We can take advantage of his father's jam, To teach him the way, Nonpareil Of his cousins, Flim and Flam And have fun along the wayyyyyy... The World Famous Flim Flam Brothers, Plus Reno~...." Flim ended the song with a flourish as his costume cane popped the train station door open. "After you My Dear Brother Flam, Let us find our wayward lamb! Where oh Where can Reno be?"

Snails stood up and blushed. He was hiding from a bug? Some bug hunter he was. Snails now saw the offending bug, another cave cricket standing in light reflecting off the cave wall. "Another shadow? Where?" Seeing the new shadow, the colt kept his horn glow going as he confidently strode right at the shadow, finding to his surprise, Silver Spoon was right with him. "Heere buggy, buggy, buggy...."

(Snails blushes) "H-Hornsworth Pulmunatta Ponyville" (startled chorus from the readers) "Hornsworth?!" (Snails hides ) "uh, yeah... I'd rather be called Snails, like they started doin after I got my mark..."

Actually possible, there's working jet engines the size of chainsaw motors for high-end remote control model airplanes. maybe two of those on a bike frame... and there's that one mini jet that was in 007, one of those 2' custom engines would fit on a bike all right, but that one would be too dangerous to ride..

The Fabulous Flim Was definitely not feeling fabulous as the terrifying ride ended and he was laid on the ground at Applejack's hooves. he was pale as death, covered with sweat, and his eyes were wild spinning spirals. He had yet to notice his hat had landed squarely on Applebloom's head as she was doing her part as a carnival barker pointing him out as what happens to bad ponies. Flim closed his eyes and moaned weekly 'I..I surrender! I give up! I give in! Kamerad! Uncle! Just cease the planet from spinning..g..gg... *Ulp*' He turned a sickly green for a moment, but managed to keep it down. "I do not know what you plan to do to me but I probably deserve it, fair and beautious Applejack.."

While my persona has been borrowed by a friend and written as a gangster type equine villan in a anthro detective tale, ... i just really like the Shelby Mustang from the time I was born. (and I have been asked if I really like the motorcycle of that name. A bike with a car engine? I could give it a try...

"Ah found this wierd snail on th' way ta school with this amazin' pink shell right? Ah think bugs and magic is AWESOME. but this one was so shiny. Ah showed it off ta the class before school started, but th' fillies went "EWWWW" and ran away from me. An Miz Cherilee had me go to th' library ta look it up while she calmed th' fillies down and ah discovered this snail is a new kind an' only exists in Ponyville. Ain it somethin?They named it after me too!" (lets see if anypony dares ask what they called the snail...

(Snails turns a beet red and paws at the ground sheepishly) "Um, well... I dunno yet. I kinda fancy th' fillies in my class but nopony has asked me yet, but Ive been gettin funny looks from them, like that surfin filly, Sunrise Beach, or thet red one, Haywire, even Silver Spoons..." (He finds a Hearts and Hooves day card tossed at him like a paper airplane from offstage with a feminine giggle) "Oh, Here's a card remindin' me Ah am in an RP working on that, "Snails and Spoons Go Haywire"... Wouldnt' it be wierd iffn' ah got all those fillies fighting over me, eh." (He shrugs) "Ah guess the answer is "Maybe."

Okay, I've spammed the asks enough, I might as well stand against the wall too. You may ask this pony a question (or specify one of my characters to answer, such as Shanna, Madam Bistro, Thorn Donkey, Candy Catch-em, or background pony Snails) No more than 2 questions at once please

(may I ask both Twilight and Pinkie this? ) I read a strange, ancient book in the library tree, "The Legend of Megan"... Are there any such thing as humans? What would you do if you met one?

Theres a good opening for Zecora to get some exposure in the "International Day at the Ambrosia Cafe" thread over in ponyville. You cant get more international than a zebra, and Hoss and Shanna both speak the language somewhat.

Amber gave a sheepish smile as a colt started asking her about her wand and she notices that THE Twilight Sparkle was in the group. Oh, how she would love to talk shop when she can get a moment! "Oh Amber is Semi-precious I believe. Usually a wand has to be made by you to work -which can be tougher if your talent is not magic. I may be able to help if you've got a week or so to spare when this is over with." She stuck out her hoof "I am Amber Wands, by the way." I the meantime, she was checking her wand's readings mentally with her horn to see why it reacted so strongly with Partheus when it was trying to track Dscord's foreign magic. Perhaps he's a unicorn from another land? She adjusted the wand to ignore his aura and react only to Discord's magic aura. She hoped Discord would not think to mess with how magic works. That scared her... (OOC: Good question on Amber in Canterlot. Here it's semi-precious because its rare but not as rare as diamonds or similar gems, but in Equestria, it might be a a rare and Precious stone because while Gems of all types seem to grow like carrots, Amber is unique since its the only one thats a fossil. It's ancient tree sap pressed into a stone-like substance.)

Snails looked up from the floor at Haywire's words "umm w-what? No, not me!" the huge shadow jumped and bobbed as he looked around. The foal's mane stood up in fright, too scared to look around as Silver Spoon gasped out some frightening possibilities. "N-n-n-nIghtmare M-m-moon?! Ah was so scared th' one runnin around on NightMare Night wasnt a illu..illas..hologram... What if they put her here till next Nightmare Night?!" he slowly turned his head to Look at the rust red filly "Kin..kin ya sees what it is, Haywire?"

It doesnt help that what I have read from fresh converts to Brony/Pegasister status ever since the MLP fandom began. Essentially what gets many people thinking about Dash in that light is that her former BFF, Gilda Griffon, acts in the possessive butch manner even I have seen IRL in my time in Dallas. So even if Dashie is straight/bi like I believe, those fans go with "guilt by association". So the real question should be; what is Gilda's sexuality?

Madam Bistro smiled happily as the chest was packed neatly and looked to the elderly stallion "Oh but surely you could at least buy treats for your friends from a tip, and that would be a good deed, right?" She was standing by the items at the counter, looking around for Pigpen when suddenly the ponies around her shifted their attention to the door. The mocha mare looked round in confusion for a moment, then her eyes were drawn to the bright, elegant colors of Princess Cadence, who had already made it past them to another aisle of the store. The only other mare in the room was already bowing in a state of utter shock. Madam Bistro bowed in a courtly manner and smiled brightly. She had heard many great things about how the Princess loved to mingle with the everyday folk of Equestria. "Good day, your Highness. Pleased to meet you."

(OOC: This will be a blast! I love conventions IRL and it should translate well into RP for me. I have yet to find a brony meet near me but this should do until one comes along in driving range.) The lanky orange unicorn foal with the spiky teal mane, Snails bounced along happily like Ponyville was the greatest city in the world for that weekend. He was heading to the new convention center to meet up with his Best Bud, Snips. "First Daring Do Convention EVER in Ponyville! Eeeeee-heeee! This Is AWESOME! And its th' first convention of any kind here ever! Sweeeeet!" The foal had a costume in his saddlebag of a "Vampire Mosquito of Deadly Bog" his mom had made for him from the illustration in "Daring Do And the Mystery of Deadly Bog", and a Daring Do t-shirt for the con badge the fan club advised he would be getting when he signed up to attend. He planned on putting the costume on after Snips found him, but until then he could enjoy everypony else's. He scampered up and found a number of ponies were already waiting, several ponies even camped out in tents like it was Cider Season, all waiting for the gates to open. He wondered if the other tent in the #2 slot was for Pinkie Pie, but the pony exiting the absolute first tent in line was a dead ringer for Daring Do herself compared to the other cosplayers in the line! Then she was joined by somepony dressed as Princess Coruscate Veil in dazzling detail. Snails was geeking out at all the costumes, especially those two "Suh-weeet costumes! I am so going to love this convention!"

The dynamic duo, Snips and Snails are inbound...

Candy suddenly ulped as Louise made her presence known, then splatted an apple pie in the sherrif's face. Candy spoke to the mare in a soothing manner, hoping to calm her down. "um, g-good morning Miss LaMare. Just so you know, my offer of the camp for a place to practice is genuine. I'm sure you are a fine singer, but if you come practice with me, you can soon make the sherrif eat his words, right? If you wait a little bit, Dapper Dan here can give you a heavenly preening -on the sherrif's bill as a peace offering." She gave a glare to the sherrif not to fight this. "...And afterward, he can take you out so you can find a lovely set of shoes..."

Hoss and Shanna put their heads together and spoke in hushed tones, then turned back to Louise. "The enchantment on the cart is strong..." "..Since we sometimes carry both our equipment and our Professor, Stargazer at the same time." "As long as we dont' do stunts it should be fine." "These two are so new to flying just being up there will be a thrill," "..They shouldnt' mind if we dont' get fancy." the pair finished together. The twins looked at Louise eagerly "Ready?" Meanwhile, Flim chuckled "A splended idea! Do you think we could reach them before dark? Who would know where they live, by the way?" after a quick conversation with Thorn as the donkey assisted her in bringing the order, Madam Bistro whispered to the unicorn twins "I would advise that you two begin on the telescopes that you promised the moment that you finish, or would you rather I tell the sherrif your plans for the buffalo tribe?..." Thorn gave a nasty smirk "These ears of mine arent' there for stylish good looks you know..." She winked at them "Besides, you could not reach them before dark even if you started now, and there are cactus cougars and tumbleweed coyotes out there for the unprepared."

Hoss watched in surprise as Jubilee went all out in showing her appreciation to Princess Cadence. Well, he admitted he would be just as excited himself if the famed heroine, Rainbow Dash or any of the Wonderbolts, such as Soarin or Spitfire asked the twins to do their tight-formation aerobatics for them. While the Skybrights were strongly tied to their Astronomy and weather duties, what pegasus has not wished to strut their stuff for the best of the best? This has to be that level of accomplishment for Jubilee. Hoss placed himself where most of the crowd could not see how thourougly the royal hoofguards were being kissed. The stallion smiled reassuringly at his sweetheart and rested a wingtip on her to encourage her to stand up "I think we had better get some of that wonderful food, Hon. I wonder if Zecora will show up? I and Shanna didnt get much time to speak to her at the repair shop."