Imagination

Hey Canterlot! Not dead! Coming to you from California, computer is kaput. Very limited cell connection. Be back in a couple weeks, but as for right now, wanted to let you all know I'm still kicking! Love you!

That moment when you find out you're working like a slave and getting paid like one too.

Prepare your backside for friendship, you shadowy, shovel-wieldin', shameless, sick, sinister, son of a Siamese salamander.

I like Hotline Miami too much.

Going to McDonald's at 12Am cuz I can

"I should proofread this post" "Nah bro, it's all good." -Me shortly before regret

So I says to my wife with one leg, "Peg...?"

I'm suddenly feeling... Patriotic

Hey Canterlot guess what

I have this one REALLY long nosehair that's bugging me. The internet is the best place to tell people these things.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life!

People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do.

Sugar peas!!

What does the fox say?

Fried Twinkies? Contract?

Skype is being dumb and won't let me connect. It has finally had enough of my shenanigans.

I released my first public creation. I have to say I'm less proud than I thought I'd be... I'm slipping. Need to get more creative. Need to get greasier!

I just noticed the Kyubey gif in my profile. Curse you, Rose!

I am so 100% on board with getting Twilight out of the show completely. The character's used up. She has served her purpose, but now it is time for us to part. Make it happen Hasbro! #killofftwilight #seriously #whatssarcasm #hashtag

Hey look, it's that thing I haven't updated in awhile

Yes... YES... YEES!!..... YYEEEEESSSS!!!!

Now I'm on the top? :I

A sniper rifle is only a rifle until it's picked up by a sniper.

Pincy is running this year! EVERYONE! PROTECT YOUR BRAINMEATS! This forum doesn't have the capacity for this much daw!

The circle is now complete. Now I am the master.