Sulvuss Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Dear Celestia:I am informing you that you will be a victim to a love spam incident, please just lay down and enjoy it or you will end up having a frustrating day.Your faithful love god, Sulvuss. Link to comment
daftBLUE Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Dear Princess CelestiaYou've got mail!Here's my resolve for this month: appreciate the fact that people are nice and friendly and other things. Especially the dudes who spam the compliment thread regularly, like me.Your protegedaft Link to comment
ThunderFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia,I've recently joined up with a large group of friends on a website called Canterlot.com. I've found it to be an enjoyable experience, and I'm grateful that you recommended me to check it out. I have learned that it's not always the quality of ponies on a site that matters, but rather the ponies themselves. I hope we have many great adventures, particularly in the role-play section.Your New, Faithful Student,Thunder Flash Link to comment
notdeathsongx3 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia.I learned that procrastination is a bad thing.Your Best Fwen Link to comment
ThunderFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Spike? Spike? Spiiiike!? Take a letter!-ahem-Dear Princess Celestia,I am aware that I've sent you a letter earlier today, but I would like to let you know that trying to do Chemistry is very hard with so many ponies to distract me. If you could, please keep them away for a while so I can get my work done. It's very hard to concentrate!Your distracted and still relatively new student,Thunder Flash Link to comment
TempoMix Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia,I know this incident happened years ago, but I wanted to send you a letter about the lesson I learned from it.No matter how good a book is, never jump in front of moving train to retrieve it.Especially if you don't remember where you left that book.Especially if there was a very good chance of tripping while running to retrieve said book.Your incredibly lethargic student,Tempo. Link to comment
Danae Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that ignoring is a good way to get rid of that annoying non-stable brony who keeps singing the theme song and saying to me: My Little Pony! randomly, and is giving us bronies a really bad name.Your faithful student,Dinoclor Link to comment
Haserman Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that drinking 12 cans of coke can be hazardous to your health and sanity.Your faithful (hyperactive) student,Haserman Link to comment
ThunderFlash Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 Dear Princess Celestia,I'm writing this on the account that I may have been a bit of a bad pony. I was on Ponychan, posting Spiderman derails, and someone got butthurt and got me banned. I mean, when the title post says "I need music that sounds...spidey..." and "DO NOT POST SPIDERMAN...", you're sort of digging your own grave.However, I did go overboard. Even still...Your banned, but still faithful student,Spiderman Thunderflash Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dear Celestia:I read your story....I am dissapoint....call me...Your obbessive loving stalker: Sulvuss Link to comment
Trilobite Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that while childhood was not a lot of fun for me, it did give me some perspective and taught me a few things that I hope can help the people I like.Your loyal subject,T Link to comment
Dunes Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that it never hurts to ask, even if you're scared. Even if you've avoided asking that kind of thing for years because you are terrified. The worst thing she can say is no.Or she could give you her number.Success!Your loyal subject,Dunes Link to comment
BaconofChaos Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Dear Celestia:I read your story....I am dissapoint....call me...Your obbessive loving stalker: SulvussDear Sulvuss,Stay away from my Mare! The Princess only has room in her life for ONE stalker and that's me!Yours Violently,Diego HavocIf this letter is not delivered, please return to cell #5 at Canterlot Royal dungeons. Link to comment
Lux Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Ponies and excessive quantities of Mountain Dew don't mix. You think Pinkie Pie is crazy? Drinking that stuff is like blowing up a balloon and leting go so it flies around the room, only I'm the balloon.Your faithful (and suffering from caffeen and sugar crash) student,Lux Link to comment
weesh Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that you should not give someone an important message with a sticky note if it will be missed if the note loses its stickiness and falls.Your very late student,Weesh Link to comment
TheUnknownGurl Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Dear Princess celestia,i didn't go to school today, and when i woke up i was sick .-.your faithful student, Lucielle D. Thomas Link to comment
Frosty Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Princess Celestia,Today I learnt, that trying to bend the law of reality to give yourself infinite supply of sweets will result in a vortex opening in the middle of your home and suck you into another void, Where you will drift endlessly forever while the sound of polka music echoing in the air.Your faithful student Frosty(P.S Please, get me out of here!) Link to comment
Noedig Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Oh my gosh, that made me laugh pretty hard! XDAnyways,Dear Princess Celestia,Today, I learned that if you use Twisted Fate in LoL, you gotta let him have a Thornmail.Or else he'll die repeatedly. Sincerely, NoedigJk471P.S. If you don't know what LoL is, its League of LegendsP.P.S If you hate LoL, please don't hurt me. Link to comment
Imagination Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Dear Princess MolCelestia!Crap, I knew I should've written this in pencil...Anyway, remember that letter I sent you about spotting me a few hundred bits? Well it's not so urgent anymore but if you're feeling generous... You know. Have at it.I really wanted to write you about what I learned about friendship! That's right, you read that correctly. I learned something! I learned that friends will always try to one-up you. I honestly don't understand it, but found it funny nonetheless. Why does everypony have to try and outdo another person's story? Like this one time I told my friends how I got this scar on my forehead (fell on kitchen tile when I was 1), and my other friend goes "Well I grabbed a radiator pipe when I was 2 and almost burned my hands down to the tissue!"I just don't understand it :INow that I think about it, one of my favorite comedians (Brian Regan) made a note about something like that. Oh well.Sincerely,Imagination Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia.I found the artifact of fears.Come to me at your mothers grave and perform the ritrual if you do not want the horror of its power to be given to a mortal.Oh, and yes. I know its odd for a love god like me to get such an object but I got curious.P.S: I love you *kisses*From your ominously stalking god, Sulvuss. Link to comment
MyriadDreaming Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I have learned that it takes along time for it to heal when your family hurts you, but when it does heal it's one of the better feelings out there.I have also learned that writing a Pony character for RP is harder than a non-pony. I'm not sure why, but it takes a lot more thought and going over.Your Faithful and somewhat newbie Student,Myriad Dreaming Link to comment
Sulvuss Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Dear Celestia:I learned today that even the most strangest or darkest of people can always be sorrounded by the most loving and helpful of people and that simply having a smile aday can change a pony life forever.Your faithful stalking love god, Sulvuss. Link to comment
EvilGenius Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned of a wonderful place called Canterlot, there's always a place for everyone. The ponys there are nice and greet you and always expect the best from you. 3 Link to comment
tyler008bon Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Dear Princess Celestia,Today I learned that this thread was made one year ago today! Link to comment
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