ToothpasteThy

The Once And Future Background Pony.

Objection!  Manestream was first AJ.  River's just had her the longest

Oooh right, I stand corrected!

I do not know what to do with this information...

wow

Porn found on internet?! News at 11.

the fact that it's of an unpopular low-budget children's show saddens me.

Unpopular, really? Literally everyone with kids I know is deeply into Paw Patrol.

Because we love you, Lyi  

Do you guys do it on purpose, or is it just my weird computer?

Yeah, I think your computer has a rare type of bug, that is not a bug but actually a fish. 

can i be apart of the rp

As of now I have not chosen someone to do it with. I probably won't until I finish the whole world :U

So for now, nopony can be a part of it xD

kk

Things are rollin'.

Sorry it's taking me a bit. Things have been a little crazy the past week.

Crazy is the best word to describe life xD

Very much agreed.

Try, try and try again. You'll make music as long as you stay determined and keep trying.

Haha, I'll stay determined! And thanks~ ^.^

but the real problem is that it's tough making a legit good song without a computer :,D

Looks like you've finally joined the Dark Side.

Sadly, there are no cookies. Those were a lie. Terribly sorry.

Hail Satan. :I

Ono'

*gasp*  You're in BC now?!  And in Nanaimo?!  

<oh, neighbour!>

Yaaaaaaaay! There's still a big spider somewhere in my house! Don't you love the Island?~

Absolutely!  And there are ants in my house, too!  So fun~

Dear Toothpaste Thy;

Princess Celestia is currently... not available as she ate a lot of cake last night, even though I recommended her not to do it.
In any case, I am glad you had learned that and please, send me your address so we can send a team of specialized ponies to deal with the spider accordingly, by killing it with fire. We suggest you get ready to move to a new house as the only way to deal with it correctly is by burning your house to the ground, so say goodbye to your house while you can.

~Princess Luna


(I honestly don't know why this came up to my mind after reading your status update x3)

Dear ToothpasteThy;

Please don't listen to my Sister. I am quite available despite my cake problem.

Contrary to popular belief, spiders are friends, and should not be subjected to death of any kind. Your aforementioned spider has probably found a new home beneath your pillow, where she is laying thousands of eggs at this very moment. I hope you enjoy your new friends!

~ Princess Celestia

I'm going to die ;~;

Seriously though, spiders are great as long as they are not invading my personal space or property. And if it does lay eggs and whatever... meh. First Nations people lived in tepees. Why should I fret?

So I guess spiders can be in my home, but only under my conditions. Breaking my rules warranties a squashing, or peaceful removal depending on my mood and the seriousness of the trespass.

Also, Prince, my landlord would be most displeased if I burned her house down over a spider. Besides, upon further research I have learned that it is a type of hobo spider and is probably just looking for a place to stay  : P

its up to you

Toothy is a ring ghost who's out of work since videotapes fell into disuse. He's been hung up on across the phone because people assume he's a telemarketer or prank caller, so he talks to people on forums. He also had to get another job and now he only has three days to spook you.

Or, you know, maybe it's almost my first Canterlot Anniversary >.>

Anniversary! Will you have a party? With boos? I bet you'd wraith the roof. That's sure to lift your spirits. :I