ToothpasteThy

Hmm. Anyways, should we let this status rest in peace? I'm not exactly in the mood to speak of it any longer xP

You need not know a person for them to have an impact on your life, they need only inspire you through their life. "The key to immortality is first live a life worth remembering." -Bruce Lee

Hmmm. Even the guy who voiced Disney's animated Robin Hood just died. D:

But doesn't the cutie mark process also require you to actively engage in using your talents?

Nah, you dont need any cutie mark *creepy fake smile*

Good gravy o3o

I think I'm just gonna ignore what the CMC are taught, I think it's time I got something that symbolizes me! (something that isn't all about equality .3.)

I posted too late to read that...

How about you bait trolls? That is always fun to troll trolls, ha-ha!

Naw, it'll all be good. Most of you won't ever know when it happens

Maybe. I havens decided what I'm gonna do yet xD

Anyways, let's not use this topic any longer so we can avoid too many random notifications. Thanks~ ^.^

Hello, I am a notification

"Mmmm.... Nope!" ~ RWBY

That's not true. You're not Robi.

And hey you can always substitute using this website as twitter instead of roleplaying,  because you're too lazy to commit to roleplaying!

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Because we love you, Lyi  

Do you guys do it on purpose, or is it just my weird computer?

Yeah, I think your computer has a rare type of bug, that is not a bug but actually a fish. 

Things are rollin'.

Sorry it's taking me a bit. Things have been a little crazy the past week.

Crazy is the best word to describe life xD

Very much agreed.

Maybe? I- Uh, erm... <insert answer featuring the legitimate answer of 'No, because hug exchanges will always trump everything'. insert giant whiteboard with facts explaining why>

<insert more hugs as an excuse not to have to read all those facts!>

Anyways, I hope you had a wonderful day x3

<insert more hugs to cover up the fact that those facts just basically read 'because hugs'>

Right back at you, Tooth. :3

Does this mean I have to dust off my sense of humour and actually put effort into making myself seem normal enough to hang out with y'all?

Not at all, just be yourself. 

Psst. Go hang out in the discord server!

Great. Now I'm gonna go to bed with only fear for what I may see when I awaken ;~;

Hey guess what

You're hard to draw

damn it

All part of my plan~ >:3 

when did that start, anyway?

Apple Bloom called Scootaloo a chicken in an early FiM episode and it stuck. Also chickens can't fly.

oh. forgot

I try~

Seriously though, tell me your Twitter or something xP

Don't have a Twitter, sowwee~

I'm an easily distracted human being that can go from studying math to looking at CollegeHumour videos.

CollegeHumor? Naw, Olan Rogers is the way to go.

I say that, and yet I haven't watched one of their videos in months.

I haven't made more than ten posts on a forum in one day since... Never?

Like, aside from catching up on greetings xP

oh... okay!

Thanks~ I'm exited to take on this new year!

Happy birthday or belated birthday

Thunk ya~

oh shoot gosh darn diddly doo dang hek 

Joke's on you! I broke my soul into 1000 pieces and spread them across the land! Good luck finding them all uwu

Haha, that's no problem 'cuz

You know me, the fighting freak Toothpaste

And we're at Canterlot.com

You ready?

I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep
Down in Canterlot.com I gots' to find your lost piece
I know that it's here, I can sense it in my hooves
The great Emerald's power allows me to feel

Polyblank should probably hire lifeguard.

for kiddie pool.

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Polyblank cannot swim well.

Well no, but have you saved anyone from drowning?

I've likely prevented drowning a few times, but no. The pool I worked at was pretty good. Small town and not much to worry about.

FFA if you don't have World of Equestria approved characters. Alternatively, wrangle up a few people in Discord and make use of the open RP channel!

You would die.

My favorite odds~ 

Seems legit. Thanks~ I never caught on to that xP

If you want I can move you to that rank. Forever.

Heh, naw. If anything, "Certified Skrub" would be the most fitting rank~

Porn found on internet?! News at 11.

the fact that it's of an unpopular low-budget children's show saddens me.

Unpopular, really? Literally everyone with kids I know is deeply into Paw Patrol.

Keep this up, and you'll just drag endless community rep point from me. xD

Now I will spend the rest of my night pondering a hypothetical world where the mini, fluffy pigs rule all.

It's a dark and cold night. Toothpaste Thy sits at his bedroom, staring at the computer screen.

It happens. Another "ping".

'When, when will it go? What does it want?' he thinks. it is the same mammal, every time. Tired, he gives a cheerful response. But he needs escape. The Guinea pig follows him everywhere, finds alt accounts and posts funny pictures and witty humor in third person. It's becoming serious. he goes to a therapist, talking about what it says. now his therapist also requires therapy. So tired, he turns the flickering screen off and sits in his bed. 

Tap tap tap.

He turns to his window, and sees a pig looking at him, clad in armor. He says nothing, in silent horror. It is them. The pig speaks to him, smiling.

'You have been watched. It has begun.'

And that is how the human race fell to stalking, adorable rodents.

I usually work on my post via an external program since I have a HORRIBLE habit of working on a post while having a zillion tabs open..And when I close a tab, I end up closing the Canterlot one. And if Canterlot goes down while I post..I don't lose the post. Wooh.

That feeling when you're working on a post, you switch to a different tab for ONE second, you tab back, and Canterlot refreshes. R.I.P my post.

That's the WORST

Yeah, fine. It's wasn't that cold out, so it was survivable. I also hung out in my friend's garage a lot because it was unlocked and heated. Faint connection to wi-fi too. Kinda sucks that he wasn't home though xP

Probably might be worth it to get like, one of those rock key things.

Yep. That's something that is going to happen. Cuz chances are that I'll do it again.

I did it my freshman year only, about [DATA EXPUNGED] years ago. My events were long jump and 400m sprint. I hate sprinting

I threw shotput in high school. Went to the state championship one year, but didn't place. I tried discus for a while but I'm far too uncoordinated.

Those are some pretty cool events. Fun to watch, but my strength is not in my arms xD As for 400m... I have not done it... Yet. I'm trying it out this year because I was told it was the most intense sprint there was~ xP

Looks like you've finally joined the Dark Side.

Sadly, there are no cookies. Those were a lie. Terribly sorry.

Hail Satan. :I

Ono'

Toothy is a ring ghost who's out of work since videotapes fell into disuse. He's been hung up on across the phone because people assume he's a telemarketer or prank caller, so he talks to people on forums. He also had to get another job and now he only has three days to spook you.

Or, you know, maybe it's almost my first Canterlot Anniversary >.>

Anniversary! Will you have a party? With boos? I bet you'd wraith the roof. That's sure to lift your spirits. :I

Now, beat Megaman X.

Megaman? Ack! Impossiblu!

I think I'll go 'achievement get' with some other game. Like Cooking Mama >.>

You've come a long, long way.