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So, you're in a zombie apocalypse...


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You and three of your best friends are fighting your way through the zombie uprising. You find yourself cornered on the roof of a hospital. There is a chopper that could lift you to safety; but, there is only enough room left for three of you. You each draw straws, and yours is the short one.

The zombies are beating down the door to the rooftop. As you prepare to charge forward toward death or glory against the undead menace, a thought occurs to you.

You pull out your iPod.

What song do you put on?

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*Draws short straw*

Me: Well, I guess you could say that as far as luck goes...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Me: I come up short.

*Starts iPod and stands in front of door ready to go*

Me: Welp, never thought I'd end up as an all you can eat buffet...

Come and get it zombies! Today's special is a hearty helping of whoop a*s with a side of baseball bat!

I'd like to think the helicopter pilot would at least grant me the courtesy of waiting so that my friends could hear my horrible lines right before they take off.

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