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  1. Dio

    Dio

    *does sidebar things*

  2. Dio

    Dio

    *does waifu things*

    1. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      It's official? If so Congrats

    2. Ciraxis

      Ciraxis

      Say 'Hi!' to your other half from us!

  3. Dio

    Dio

    *Flails over moving, wedding stuff, and story things*

  4. Dio

    Dio

    *horse noises*

  5. Dio

    Dio

    *horse noises*

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    2. Dubstep

      Dubstep

      Weesnaw

    3. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      Isn't it: all opposed, say "neigh"?

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      * tired horse noises*

  6. Dio

    Dio

    *loud horse noises*

    1. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      HONK.

  7. Dio

    Dio

    *LOUDLY MAKES HORSE NOISES*

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      Quiet you.

    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      Oh oh! You have a horse throat! You better take some cough stirrup!

  8. Dio

    Dio

    *pushes buttons*

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    2. stormchaser1991

      stormchaser1991

      *Pushes Red Button*

    3. ShadowWalking18

      ShadowWalking18

      *Jumps and spasms as each button gives him a minor electric shock*

    4. Solaria

      Solaria

      *dials dials and knobbles knobs*

  9. Dio

    Dio

    *puts on hard hat and grabs tool box*

    1. ToothpasteThy

      ToothpasteThy

      Constructing the first post for the new forum?

    2. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      Where the welding kit?

  10. Dio

    Dio

    *Runs around making horse noises*

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    2. QuickLime

      QuickLime

      WHINNEY!

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Don't make me start..Don't make me start making Pun-E sounds, I will..I swear I will! I am not a stable person! I'm just tail-able!

    4. QuickLime

      QuickLime

      Seems like tacobob is a..-sunglasses- Neighsayer

  11. Dio

    Dio

    *server shaking intensifies*

    1. Slazer

      Slazer

      Tttttthhhiiisss iiiissss bbbbbeeettteeerrr ttthhhaaannn mmmmaaaallll booooottttthhhsss~

  12. Dio

    Dio

    *Shakes server violently*

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    2. Slazer

      Slazer

      HeyheyHEY! Those servers are expensive, even the ones that break all the time!

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Naw. Dio was at an restaurant and the service was very poor. So instead of a tip, he just shook the waiter about like a pair of maracas!

    4. Sailu

      Sailu

      i know the pain bro *hugs*

  13. Dio

    Dio

    *sleep deprivation intensifies*

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    2. GhostGirl

      GhostGirl

      More like his exam today being over might help him sleep.

    3. ShadowWalking18

      ShadowWalking18

      *loads the tranq darts*

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      *plays a Kenny G CD*

  14. Dio

    Dio

    *statistics intensifies*

    1. Harv0kz

      Harv0kz

      *subnetting intensifies*

  15. Dio

    Dio

    *takka takka takka*

    1. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      Wakka wakka wakka!

    2. GhostGirl

      GhostGirl

      I hear the keyboard noises in my sleep, Dio!

  16. Dio

    Dio

    *takkatakkaing intensifies*

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      Tactical keyboard nuke

    2. Dio

      Dio

      The struggle is real.

  17. Dio

    Dio

    1 day until exam. 3 days until pony. I want it to go faster because I want pony. I want it to go slower because I need more time to study for my exam. Welp.

    1. Harv0kz

      Harv0kz

      I know this feel too well.

    2. NeoExlucky

      NeoExlucky

      It's okay Dio, I have a term paper due on friday. I somewhat understand that feel

  18. Dio

    Dio

    7 hours doing heavy lifting and packing for someone else to move out of their apartment today for no pay. I don't know how I let my mum rope me into helping her friends.

    1. Kodokuna

      Kodokuna

      On a brighter side, you did community service! Assuming of course, you're still in high school and that's still required. ^^;

    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      Mums have a way of doing these things. We all are susceptible to that. ^^

  19. Dio

    Dio

    AAAAAHHHHHH http://youtu.be/HndBiSyOrK4

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    2. Dio

      Dio

      No you.

    3. Solaria

      Solaria

      :P
    4. Dio

      Dio

      :3

  20. Dio

    Dio

    After spending 2 hours getting stuck, nearly getting hit by a spinning out BMW, pushing 2 cars up a hill, and helping direct traffic so people didn't die on a hugeflank hill, I'm finally home safe.

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    2. Darkwind

      Darkwind

      Your day could use more grizzly bears and mountain lions.

      Every day needs more of those to really be exciting.

    3. Dio

      Dio

      As much as I would like to be like Vladimir Putin, I alas cannot.

    4. Darkwind

      Darkwind

      Not all of us are cut out to be Russian. Or Scottish, they're pretty awesome too.

  21. Dio

    Dio

    Ah, the life of a mid-level bureaucrat.

  22. Dio

    Dio

    All is silent and calm. Hushed and empty is the womb of the sky.

    1. CaptainMcDerp

      CaptainMcDerp

      I've been sitting here for several minutes trying to imagine a pregnant sky... I think I should go to bed now.

  23. Dio

    Dio

    AMERICA.

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    2. Slazer

      Slazer

      Nope.

    3. Dio

      Dio

      Toastyfox.

    4. MetalBronyATL

      MetalBronyATL

      I'm watching Team America right now, seems appropriate.

  24. Dio

    Dio

    And not a single buck was given that day.

  25. Dio

    Dio

    And then I had the idea to rewrite Kanye West's "Monster" with Luna as Rick Ross, Celestia as Kanye, Cadence as Jay Z, and Twilight as Nicki Minaj.

    1. Halide

      Halide

      But that then begs the question as to why you'd bother with kanye west noise.

    2. leapman

      leapman

      So Kanye West's "Art" is just noise? Interesting...

    3. Dio

      Dio

      Parody and rap are two art forms I have yet to master. It stands to reason that it would be good practice in the expansion of my artistic abilities.

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