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  1. Dio

    Dio

    head asplode

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    2. XanXeto

      XanXeto

      KAABOOOOOOM!

    3. Apolline Allura

      Apolline Allura

      SPLOOSH

    4. SongHeart

      SongHeart

      You should see my friend's boyfriend if you want you're head to explode. His name is Harry the Table Fly if that tells you anything

  2. Dio

    Dio

    Kobayashi is my spirit animal.

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    2. SymphonicFire

      SymphonicFire

      Kobayashi is awesome. Now every Wednesday is dragon maid day.

    3. Dio

      Dio

      Waifudragon Wednsedays.

    4. Flame

      Flame

      I fond that my spirit animal is the moose. My element water.

  3. Dio

    Dio

    Burrito.

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    2. Imagination

      Imagination

      Quesalupa

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Hmmph.

    4. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      Quesadilla!

  4. Dio

    Dio

    I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret or make me frown.

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    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      Pinocch-Dio

    3. Solaria

      Solaria

      Sure you do. They're just in 4D so you can't perceive them.

    4. SunsetSombra

      SunsetSombra

      Diotron 5000!

  5. Dio

    Dio

    Stay away from my daughter.

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    2. Dio

      Dio

      It's becoming mine since Flower talked me into apping Sugar Star's dad.

    3. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      Sugar is forever aloner. All stallions shall fear the Admiral from Tartarus.

    4. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      ...More forever alone. WHATEVER. WORDS ARE HARD.

  6. Dio

    Dio

    Sugar Star... I am... your father.

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    2. SunsetSombra

      SunsetSombra

      Aaaand I'm Jar Jar Binks! :3

    3. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      :D HAI DAD.
    4. stormchaser1991

      stormchaser1991

      and i'm Princess Pinkie Pie

  7. Dio

    Dio

    *pushes buttons*

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    2. stormchaser1991

      stormchaser1991

      *Pushes Red Button*

    3. ShadowWalking18

      ShadowWalking18

      *Jumps and spasms as each button gives him a minor electric shock*

    4. Solaria

      Solaria

      *dials dials and knobbles knobs*

  8. Dio

    Dio

    Signature length restriction has been increased from 3 lines to 6 lines for board members that have passed the 3 post threshold!

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    2. Dio

      Dio

      Pinecones. I could eat pinecones for an hour.

    3. XanXeto

      XanXeto

      Not healthy there Dio. Also, awesome! If I think of anything else for my sigy, I'll post it up.

    4. QuickLime

      QuickLime

      That's awesome! Thank ya Dio!

  9. Dio

    Dio

    I guess I can't memorize all of Pokemon in a couple hours of play.

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    2. Imagination

      Imagination

      Like Electrorat, Firefox, and Delayedprod

    3. ping111

      ping111

      IT'S A WHISMUR!

    4. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      I like the games, even the new designs, but they were never worth memorizing, not even the old ones.

  10. Dio

    Dio

    That feeling when you've forgotten something but haven't a clue what it is.

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    2. Halide

      Halide

      It's christmas presents dio.

    3. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      Oh my god! >.< Thank you Halide!

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      That you left me at the bottom of this well! HEEEELP!

  11. Dio

    Dio

    Caffeine doesn't focus me, it calms me down. Does this mean I have ADHD?

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    2. Dio

      Dio

      I don't pretend to be an MD or Psychiatrist. I just spew thoughts sometimes.

    3. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      No, it means you're awesome.

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      I might not be a big city lawyer (snaps overall straps), but I do know this....Caffeine does nothing to me...I can drink it all the day and then go to sleep. Bleh.

  12. Dio

    Dio

    Sorry about the downtime, everypony!

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    2. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      S'ok it happens ^^

    3. Sailu

      Sailu

      its all good, but whats been going on these past few days?

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      Blame Derpy.

  13. Dio

    Dio

    I fight monsters. What do you do?

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    2. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      I boss around the people who fight monsters.

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      I eat the taster monsters. mmmm.

    4. Ciraxis

      Ciraxis

      I AM monster <unleashes his hundred tentacled form>. Hug?

  14. Dio

    Dio

    Need more red bull for this.

    1. Slazer

      Slazer

      But you're Dio, I thought you already had wings.

    2. GhostGirl

      GhostGirl

      False. I stole them. :I

    3. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      :3c

  15. Dio

    Dio

    What secrets await you on the Derelict?

    1. Apolline Allura

      Apolline Allura

      Blaze Bright: "Hopefully a tome on undersea fireworks! I could use a new audience!"

    2. Dio

      Dio

      Spoiler: It's an airship.

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      And it's filled to the brim with Funyuns!

  16. Dio

    Dio

    So it dawned on me that I'm married to the Equestrian goddess of love. Should I be ecstatic or terrified?

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      Both.

    2. Dio

      Dio

      I'm shaking in my horseshoes.

    3. MyLittlePonyTales

      MyLittlePonyTales

      http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/356eaec166ca653b17ef9bc17e2fc098/173589 - artist:madmax Cadence celestia comic cyberclopping_in_the_comments double_entendre shining_armor.png
  17. Dio

    Dio

    We need a batpony party.

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      I'd hate to clean up after that party! ><

    2. Imagination

      Imagination

      Vote for your favorite Batpony party candidate for Princess!

    3. Ciraxis

      Ciraxis

      I am vengeance! I am the night. I am....wait, wrong Batpony.

  18. Dio

    Dio

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about that hydrofracking well's gas production?

    1. moonshineTheleocat

      moonshineTheleocat

      *Vageta*: Well... the scouter currently only has a voice by republicans. So the oppinion is null and void Nappa. It says... it's nothing to worry about.

    2. RainbowDaringDash

      RainbowDaringDash

      hydrofrwat?

    3. Halide

      Halide

      It's.... one thousand and six. Go kick his chest in, Nappa.

  19. Dio

    Dio

    Ponies are just compressed horses.

    1. Slazer

      Slazer

      They prefer the term fun-sized.

    2. pollo20x6

      pollo20x6

      My Compressed Horse: Companionship is Sorcery.

    3. tartarus

      tartarus

      Sorcery seems to have a little darker and more negative tone then magic. ._. The title you just printed sounds more like some kind of dark adventure story. XD

  20. Dio

    Dio

    Need to finish Ace Combat Zero. I'd rather be doing that than cramming for this exam.

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      I completely and totally misread that last sentence.

    2. CrazyScion

      CrazyScion

      I loved that game.

    3. Dio

      Dio

      I love your crazy misreadings.

  21. Dio

    Dio

    or not.

    1. DreamySunday

      DreamySunday

      Or maybe?

    2. XanXeto

      XanXeto

      Oooooor... do it now!

    3. Hippo

      Hippo

      First award of the next era should go to Dio. For being a derp de derp.

  22. Dio

    Dio

    I think Daedalus has pretty much consumed all my active RP time -_-

    1. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      Not in front of the children!

      :3c

    2. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      Blueblood does that to me a lot.

    3. Dio

      Dio

      I'm not doing it for the kids.

  23. Dio

    Dio

    Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience.

    1. Slazer

      Slazer

      A ghost and a goblin, you mean.

    2. GhostGirl

      GhostGirl

      Wait, when did I get dragged into this?

    3. Dio

      Dio

      Everypony knows Imma... stop quoting Kanye now.

  24. Dio

    Dio

    MFW Exam in 6 hours and can't sleep: http://i.imgur.com/IK8Rh03.png

    1. NeoExlucky

      NeoExlucky

      Break a leg!

    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      Ouch! Neo didn't mean mine! D:

    3. Dio

      Dio

      I would never break Fire Walker's fine, fine legs.

  25. Dio

    Dio

    What's worse than a bear running at you? An invisible bear running at you.

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      Woo heat vision goggles! Wait, I still see a bear running at me. How is this any better?

      /Splinter Cadence

    2. Dio

      Dio

      IT'S CADENCE!

    3. Solaria

      Solaria

      These goggles let me see in the dark and totally aren't as conspicuous as flood lights!

      BWEEEEEEEEE!

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