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  1. Canterlot has made my skype usage increase by about 100 fold... I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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    2. kinkamina

      kinkamina

      You should feel lucky.

      My wifi hates Skype.

    3. MyLittlePonyTales

      MyLittlePonyTales

      Yay reviving old status updates!

    4. kinkamina

      kinkamina

      Revive it to kill it again.

  2. I refuse to change my avatar to my cast character! FIGHT THE POWER! Oh and apparently I'm a princess now... huh... how about that...

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    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      I in fact did not change my avatar...

    3. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      Glad to hear Col. Pummel finally has a boss again. XD

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      Yeah, they didn't have anyone to sign all those R.E.A. paychecks.

  3. Celestia vs Superman... Celestia wins by celestial knock out (aka she takes away the sun)

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    2. Ciraxis

      Ciraxis

      The puns. THE PUNS!

    3. leapman

      leapman

      You ponies are clowns.

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      I am not! Because if I were..I would be very afraid of myself...><

  4. All is right in the world. Stu Snyder has been relieved of duty as a Turner Animation executive. And Cartoon Network is once again safe.

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    2. Sailu

      Sailu

      BRING BACK THE 90'S FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

    3. tacobob

      tacobob

      Well, at least they're showing the last season of Clone Wars on Netflix.

    4. enderponygirl

      enderponygirl

      yay cartoon network is SAFE

  5. And so, 2016 has taken yet another great musician. RIP Glenn Frey

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    2. QuickLime

      QuickLime

      Four, Robin Hood (Disney version with foxes)'s voice actor passed away this month too

    3. Dubstep

      Dubstep

      Five, Dan Haggerty - best known as Grizzly Adams, as well.

    4. Sondash145

      Sondash145

      They're droppin like flies these days.

  6. I'd like to publicly blame RoseWind and Rarity for my inability to read the username "EmpireofRapidash" as anything other than "EmpireofRaridash"

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    2. SteelEagle

      SteelEagle

      The Meritocracy of RariJack is better.

    3. RarityDash

      RarityDash

      More like the Mediocrity of RariJack :P

    4. SteelEagle

      SteelEagle

      Silence, heathen. Boil in the fluid of your own insolence, ignorance, and blasphemy!

  7. Great... now that my avatar [and user title] have been changed against my will I need to get used to it (because I know I'm not going to win this battle) I'll keep my TwiReAnimator Ava on standby in the meanwhile...

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    2. starswirlthebearded
    3. Halide

      Halide

      ...I actually don't know. I thought autumn was the only one cheeky enough to pull that sort of stunt.

    4. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      Rosewind obviously... Since I said I wasn't going to do it...

  8. I am Batlestia! I shall suck on all the cakes!

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    2. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      -Offers Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake to Batlestia-

    3. Imagination

      Imagination

      Does this mean Luna and Celestia are gonna have to fight over the night? Or will eternal night come at last?

    4. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      Rosie, no pony would dare question Batlestia.

      And Magi, I see this more as a Ed Norton (I don't think his character was ever named)/Tyler Durden sort of thing.

  9. Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down

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    2. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
      And shooting some b-ball outside of the school

    3. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      When a couple of guys who were up to no good
      Started making trouble in my neighborhood

    4. Blueblood

      Blueblood

      I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
      She said, "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

  10. Why is everyone talking about tomorrow? I mean I know Easter is on Sunday... But tomorrow? *shrugs*

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    2. CanvasMayHogany

      CanvasMayHogany

      My family keeps talking about it to

    3. RandomRainbowz101

      RandomRainbowz101

      Canvas? Your family??

      (The hype is for the season 5 premiere XP)

    4. LittleBerry
  11. Hell yeah! Go USA! 2-0 win over Germany. Finals here we come!

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    2. stormchaser1991

      stormchaser1991

      Celestia bless America

    3. RedCedar

      RedCedar

      That's it. I'm putting on my England shirt.

    4. tacobob

      tacobob

      YES! SCORE ALL THE HOME RUNS!

  12. Off to the Broadway play "No Man's Land" starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. <3

  13. I want a pet Utahraptor.

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    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      Who said anything about science? I need a necromancer by the name of John Hammond.

    3. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      But John Hammond's dead too, Tom. :|

    4. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      I then need a second necromancer to bring him back. It will be complicated and messy, but that Utahraptor will be mine!

  14. Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past; Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future; And common sense is trying not to be an idiot right now.

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    2. Davroth

      Davroth

      Common sense is less common then one might think.

    3. SilverSwirl

      SilverSwirl

      Trust me, light this fuse.

    4. ArrowWing

      ArrowWing

      That about sums it all up.

  15. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

    1. Bellosh

      Bellosh

      *outlaws galactic hitchhiking* :fmad:

    2. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      And then the inhabitants of the Universe started destroying themselves by arguing who created the Universe.

    3. Parker_Izing

      Parker_Izing

      then dolphins flew out the oceans "so long and thanks or the fish" (but not for the cove)

  16. Who wishes to unwrap Celestia as their special somepony? :P

    1. Solaria

      Solaria

      Leonarrie would... when alicorns are playable anyway. I'll find an IOU valentine.

    2. Elderflower

      Elderflower

      Frostlace will do it happily.

    3. blackswan126

      blackswan126

      If it was Nightmare Moon I would but not with Celestia, maybe with a different character.

  17. Considering that Celestia has the Summer Sun Celebration presumably on the Summer Solstice, does Luna insist on having a Winter Lunar Festival on the Winter Solstice? If so, do ponies actually celebrate that?

    1. PrinceoftheNight

      PrinceoftheNight

      Makes sanse why thete would be one, but after her banishment, it was most likely forgoten since Luna was no there to celebrate it. So I would say there was one, but no any longer

    2. Dubstep

      Dubstep

      My thought was always Winter Moon Festival. Beautiful wintry revelry through the night!

    3. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      That would be a pretty interesting Festival!

  18. Sorry I've been MIA I'm going to resume RPing ASAP. Life became crazy

  19. Well it looks like I'm not RPing tonight. I'll try again tomorrow when my computer isn't being so fussy.

    1. tacobob

      tacobob

      How is your computer being fussy?

    2. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      It stopped loading some webpages, and Canterlot looked weird, so I just stopped trying and restarted my computer and did a boot-up scan just in case. Everything seems fine now. No virus was found so I'm guessing it just needed a fresh reboot, and Chrome was just being glitchy.

    3. starswirlthebearded

      starswirlthebearded

      (Canterlot looked weird when it managed to load that is, which I considered lucky as most of the time it was just a blank page)

  20. If you had a thread with Celestia or would like to start one (aside from two open threads I'll be making in Ponyville and in Canterlot) feel free to PM me.

    1. QuickLime

      QuickLime

      -messages on Skype- :D

    2. tacobob

      tacobob

      -message tied to a brick and thrown through window-

    3. NeoExlucky

      NeoExlucky

      -Message put into a bottle and sent out to sea-

  21. It has occurred to me, that as of yesterday I've been on this site for 4 years... Huh. well how about that.

    1. Lyipheoryia

      Lyipheoryia

      And...congratulations! You have survived here for 4 years!

    2. Blueblood
  22. USA! USA! USA! Congrats Women's US Soccer Team on a dominating World Cup victory!

  23. Broadway round 2. Waiting for Godot with Ian Mckellen and Patrick Stewart.

  24. The reason why Celestia can move the sun and moon with such ease is because her butt creates its own gravitational field.

    1. Davroth
    2. Lux

      Lux

      Fascinating...

       

      I must study this gravitational field source more. <3

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