MetalBronyATL

Four choices, but none of them is correct.

Princesses. Always go with princesses.

Bleh! There's like twenty princesses...But there's only one Applejack! :3

I usually assume they're children on the internet.

You'd be surprised. I have a friend who is 19 now, but when he types on the Internet, it is 12% "lol" accompanied by some bad grammar and illogical sentences every now and then. He also got a great score on a fifty page book he wrote on Hitler-- which he still wasn't done.

I just accept weird comments as normal and just move on with whatever I'm doing

Even clever people can be a bit...er. off from time to time.

Join ussss!

Nope! Starlight has your cutie mark now. You're stuck!

The Church of Applejack will always welcome back strays...

Not true, darling - Rarity fans are not so easily discouraged! XD

Apple Pie is best pie. :3

Except those, who....you know, ship the two.

A M00se once bit my sister

Did it have rabies?

Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

I should make it a song. The next one would be called "MetalBrony takes football too seriously."

Pffft, this whole status gave me the lulz. XD

Oh no, you gone and spilled your sweet, sweet tea! Just thinking about that has done and given me the vapors! (Faints!)

No no no no no nine! Tell me address so I can give you a hug! You exist for a reason! My reason is for hugs and yours is to receive hugs! Don't talk like that

but existing is fun!

Do you wanna talk about it MB?

Done

-nod-

someone played all of Creeds albums and forced you by being tied down to listen didn't they~..(just trying to lighten the mood)

-catches mic- "RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY!

*takes mic from QuickLime and pushes her off stage* "PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY!"

=BUCKS STORMCHASER TO THE MOON-

"NO SHE IS NOT FLUTTERSHY IS WORSE PONY ALSO!"-eats mic-

Juice 'em, slice 'em, stick 'em in a salad.

potato CHIPS!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Apple chips. :3

Racken, you just blew my mind to pieces... how am I supposed to translate that to something I can understand? Lol

SCIENCE.

Because I strut through Georgia on occasion, my bad dude!

I'm gonna go to brony con someday

I'm still waiting on Brony Con to come to Atlanta. I don't think I could fund a trip to any of the surrounding states.

i plan on going to brony con someday also

Untrue. Applejack remains the best. Your lack of faith is disconcerting.

you are all blind to the real truth of Pinkie Pie being best pony.

Yes!! pinkie forever ((I do love AJ tho))

We all have those days, Metal. *Hug*

yeah, don't die. if you die i have to go to you're funderal and then i'll have to get off the computer XD

A dynamite hug or a soppy hug? They'll have very different results in a hole.

I was thinking you would at least be happy to see that my favorite ship involves second best pony rather than best pony.

whats this about?

LunaTacobob is best ship. :3

~ Say the word "Underpants" Out loud. - QuickLime~

Underwear

UnderAmor

Under where?

Who's there?

It's a bear!

Lets eat a pear.

Very messy gonna clean my hair.

That's fur, lets concur.

I prefer you bathe in the tub sir.

*double facepalm*

summmer egg festival?

Considering what they have to wear for a part of it... the Zap Apple Harvest. :I

"Winter Wrap Up"

*Claps wildly*

ENCORE! ENCORE!

bravo good sir

Your poem is a lie/ I can say that with clarity/ It's easy to see why/ the best pony is Rarity

Don't man to bash...but by best pony I'm sure...you meant Rainbow Dash : )

I don't mean to brag, I don't need to boast, but Applejack is the pony we love the most!

yeah breads for the win

If I tried to grow a beard, I'd be the Man of the Mountain within a month. My hair grows way too fast.

But I'm not of the beard growing gender! Such disappoint. D:

They should swap booties

Wow, I didn't even think of that. This makes me happy.

Don't ask hasbro, ask awesome artists

Nope. It's still Rarity.

It came down to Applejack and Rarity. It was a tough choice.

AMEN! Now let's get you a robe and some literature so you can spread the word that AJ Is best Pony! Can I get an allelujah?!

Much stereotypes towards that genre.

I blame it on religion and its inability to be tolerant of others.

XD I get the same thing when I wear my pentacle ring.*Wiccan symbol* Course now I wear it openly for all to see and I hardly care if it bothers them. They got a problem they can say it to my face.*I'm more of a spiritualist and follower of older forms of spiritualism and the moral teachings from the more modern stuff like treat others the way you want to be treated and such. And if people ask me who I pray to I say Bacchus, Roman god of drink and revelry *

That it does.

I know how you feel.

*Bursts through a wall* Here's Johnny!

I honestly would've said wall street is a lot more deserving of a place on that list.

Mmmmm... Wall Street is so dreamy...

I'd say the Mayan apocalypse not coming to pass tops the list for me. Oh well, Norse Ragnarok in a few days! Second chances.